Showtime2345
I know I will get lots of hate for this review, but I am going to post it anyway. So, because of Disney's horrible live action shows, I thought this show would be no exception, but boy this show reached a new low for Disney that I didn't expect!1) The cast/acting: The acting is ''wooden''! Tim, the one that plays Wyatt, cannot act at all! He does not show any emotions, and also uses the same monotone voice. And the girl who plays Amanda, please stop with that annoying accent! And the actor of Pesto is annoying too! Anyway, the worst acting and cast of a Disney live-action show! The cast/acting: 0.5/102) Humor: The humor is gross, because it is all about farts, and p**p, I know some Disney shows had toilet humor, but this one reaches the max! The humor is gross even for the target audience! It's not even funny! Humor: 0.5/103) The plots: The plots are the most stupid for Disney show, and are also uninteresting. Like: Crash falls in love with an egg, they lose internet and they act like it's the end of the world, and, just to add, that episode with internet was WAY too boring. Plots: 1/104) The last but not the least, the characters! Wyatt: I don't like him at all, he is selfish, and also treats his friends horribly. Crash: He is an annoying jerk, if I had a guy like Crash in my house, I would kick him out! The only character that is good is the mom, I can relate to her hate for Crash. The characters: 3.5/10When is Disney going to stop putting out garbage shows like this? I mean, Crash had a scary dream about a mustache, are you serious?And that theme song makes me wanna destroy my TV!Also, unlike other Disney live-action shows, there is no saving grace for this show.Try better next time, Disney XD!Total: 0.5/10If you want to watch quality TV shows, watch: Doctor Who(2005) Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Lab, Mickey Mouse(2013), Gravity Falls, Wonder over Yonder, Ducktales, Darkwing Duck, Kid vs. Kat, TMNT(2003 and 2012) and Phineas and Ferb(Season 1 only!)
ZZZqq1
Disney is a repulsive company overall, but when the daily options for my two under-6 boys in the touchy-feely, female-dominated children's culture in which we live are shows like "Ni Hao Kai Lan" and "Princess Sofia the First," this is a very - very - welcome change. As the previous reviewer said, it's not for you, it's for them. It may be difficult to understand unless you've experienced it firsthand, but to 4 or 5 year old boys, a purple puppet throwing himself through walls and blowing things up is the funniest thing they've ever seen in their young lives. You've never heard laughter like this. I imagine liberal educators everywhere will be horrified, which only makes this show more appealing.
Charles Byron
My little girl loves the show. The puppet is done well. I don't know why someone would hate the show. It's a kid's show. It's not made for me, but my kid quotes it. The actor who plays Bernstein is a funny kid. I think the mom is from Reno 911. My daughter loves Crash, the puppet. Bad puppetry can be ponderous but Crash is well done. The puppet reminds me of a muppet which was one of my favorite shows as a kid. In one episode Crash dressed like Pat Riley. I don't think any kid would get it, so there are jokes for the parents. All in all, I think this is a cool new show. My daughter made me set the recorder to tape new Crash & Bernsteins. My daughter and I look forward to future episodes.
movieplex59
This is single handedly the worst live action kids show on TV right now. Even my kids want me to change the channel when it comes on. In a time when so many options are out there Disney should not have a show that makes people want to watch something else and any one who does change the channel is smarter for doing so. Disney has so many clever shows and their competition does as well. I don't know who they think they are catering to with such a low brow kids show. I would think that Disney would understand that very stupid isn't very funny. Bad writing, bad acting and terrible concept. This show has no redeeming qualities and should be canceled immediately.
