Perry Kate
Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!
Clevercell
Very disappointing...
BeSummers
Funny, strange, confrontational and subversive, this is one of the most interesting experiences you'll have at the cinema this year.
kneiss1
The whole idea of this movie didn't appeal to me. I have been watching the movie without any interest. I kept distracting myself with all sort of stuff. This rarely happens to me. Party it's the theme of the movie that simply doesn't bother me. Out of all fantasy-, and horror-creatures, zombies are the most ugly, and most boring ones. I don't understand why so many movies are choosing this theme.So yea, I am a zombie movie hater. But, if a zombie movie is actually good, I will still like it. I really loved watching the evil dead movies and some of Romero's old movies. Zombie Honeymoon is too trashy for me. There are even worse movies out there, and I guess if you are interested in the zombie theme, this movie might be to your liking. For me, there are very few movies I cared less about.
tgraham_99
Beware!! Crappy movie ahead. 83 min of your life you will never get back! Would rather sit through Date Movie.....again!!You know the movie is headed in the wrong direction when the opening sequence has the newly weds getting and receiving oral. Comedy and Horror should never be mixed. Only person who can pull it off is Sam Rami. (Evil Dead Series including Army of Darkness) Someone gave the director a cam corder and said "Let make a really bad movie so we can feel like big shots. Hell we might as well drag an audience down with us!"I have seen better acting in a Junior College film class or high school stage production. The dialogue is terrible, and the zombie groom is obviously gay because his flamboyantness is constantly coming through on screen. The chemistry between the husband and wife is awkward. It looks like a student film that should only be shown on youtube. Please for the love of your eyes, ears, and brain function do not see this crap!!
Julian Ferris
Well, ill have to say this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The only reason why have given this movie a two is because I found some parts of the movie, " funny ". Not because of what the movie had to put forward to the viewers but because of how much it sucked!The directing sucked, the acting sucked, nearly everything of the movie just, sucked. I say nearly, because there were some " gruesome parts " in the movie, but it simply got the movie nowhere. The plot killed it, how can a wife continue to act normal after her husband randomly eats a man man?, and she cleans up the bloody mess for him with a jolly music background!In My opinion, DO NOT waste your time watching this. Don't get fooled by the some bits of gore because in the end the movie will just waste your time like it did with me.
Greg
"Do you take this man? In sickness and in health? 'Till death do you part? For as long as you both shall live?" Truer questions have not been asked and realized for young couple Danny (Graham Sibley) and Denise (Tracy Coogan) Zanders. Recently married and just hours into their honeymoon, things, it would seem, are about to change for the worse. While laying on the beach enjoying the warmth of a summer day, a mysterious decaying man walks out of the ocean and before you can say "I do", he is spewing black goo into the open gasping mouth of young Danny.Rushed to the hospital, Danny flatlines and it would seem that the honeymoon is over. Or is it? Miraculously, ten minutes after death, Danny regains consciousness feeling no worse than my regular Saturday morning hangover.Danny returns back to their retreat and everything appears to be back to normal. That is, until Denise stumbles across Danny in the bathtub feasting on the flesh of an innocent jogger.Torn between her unbridled love for her husband and the haunting realization that his appetite for flesh is on an uncontrollable escalation, Denise walks the thin line of standing by her man – even if her man has a fancy for human skin.To make matters even worse, Danny's flesh begins to turn blue and rot away. Not exactly the skin tone you would be looking for when putting together the honeymoon picture scrapbook. And the only thing bluer than his skin tone is the uniform of a prying police officer that seems unassuming, but might be more analytical of the situation than we are lead to believe.I must admit that it was the title that first drew me to Zombie Honeymoon. I hadn't heard of writer/director David Gebroe and even as I scan his biography, there is not a recognizable name or association that might set off a small bell in my noggin. But there was something about the title that had the promise of being fun and a little grotesque all at the same time. I took the chance and purchased the DVD thinking that I might eventually get around to a Saturday afternoon sequester and by the time I got around to viewing, I was sorry I wasted previous week-ends with much inferior pieces of supposed horror.Zombie Honeymoon is one of those few zombie films that really works thanks to a smart script and acting by the two leads that is about as good as anything I have seen in small budget films of the genre. Graham Sibley and Tracy Coogan do such a believable job with a difficult topic that you actually feel for these two characters and you root for their cause of trying to find a happy medium between dead and undead (It reminded me of what Fido (2006) wanted to conjour).For those of you that prefer gore to story, there are enough scenes of flesh munching to keep you interested, but let's face the fact that this is small budget and we have seen zombie's eating people for years without really seeing anything 'new' with the culture.I can't say that I will follow David Gebroe's odyssey going further, but if this film is just a stepping stone, he could be one of those rare talents that puts together scares, spooks, horror and humor with smart dialogue spoken by believable characters. Kudos to that.www.robertsreviews.com www.killerreviews.com
