Solemplex
To me, this movie is perfection.
Jeanskynebu
the audience applauded
Deanna
There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.
Billy Ollie
Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable
espda-931-574142
Starting this movie, I thought I knew what I was getting into. I've seen many Japanese Comedy / Action / Gore movies in the past. I loved Meatball Machine, Mutant Girls Squad and Tokyo Gore Police. So when I started Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead, I was sure that I would enjoy it.I was wrong.This movie has almost has almost nothing in common with those I listed above. There is very little action, very little comedy and very little gore.So what do you get instead? Girls farting. Girls waddling around with their underwear down. A girl getting an enema. A girl getting feces smeared all over her. Tentacle molestation. More tentacle molestation. I felt like I was watching some sort of extreme fetish pornography rather than a normal movie.To sum things up: I want an hour and twenty-five minutes (and thirteen seconds) of my life back.
suite92
Five Japanese teens go on a day trip in the woods in the mountains. Maki wants to find a tapeworm so she can stay thin for modeling purposes. The others catch a trout which contains a tapeworm. Maki grosses everyone out by eating the tapeworm. They encounter a zombie, who bites off a finger of Tak's hand. They lose their van to a thief soon after.They happen upon some old buildings, and Maki decides to use the outhouse. While about her business, she is attacked from below by zombies. Maki gets lost in the crowd. Megumi leads the others to relative safety. They fight the zombies, and ultimately get help from Dr Tanaka with a sick daughter Sachi. He explains the transmission method, fish to animal to humans. Tak is infected more directly by the zombie who bit his finger off. The hatching eggs plus Tak's drug use cause the parasite to be quite upset; in this case, Tak's head explodes.Later, Megumi witnesses Tanaka beating a zombie to get him to throw up a parasite so that Sachi can take it down her throat. Then the previous parasite exits. Megumi lets out a startled sound in the middle of this. Megumi and Tanaka have a talk; Megumi's friends walk in during this. Tanaka explains that Sachi has leukemia, and that the parasites keep the disease in check. In return, Tanaka supplies the parasites with hosts. To further that end, he laced the spaghetti he fed them earlier with parasite eggs.Will any of our heroes emerge alive from this nest of horrors? Will Naoi (the nerdy boy of the group) ever get his courage?------Scores------Cinematography: 6/10 Too bright and washed out; sometimes soft focus and low contrast.Sound/subtitles: 4/10 There are several sections where there are no subtitles. This does not aid the understanding of the action of the film.Acting: 2/10 Not much was required, and less was delivered.Screenplay: 2/10 Floor sweepings.Grossness: 10/10 This is from Tokyo Shock, after all. Flatulence, tentacle penetration, excrement, vomiting, zombies, exchange of bodily fluids with zombies, ingestion of parasites. Did I mention zombies? Consumption of human flesh, dismemberment, gore, blood fountains; ugly, rotting, dead zombies; flies on zombies. Alien parasites entering the beginning of the alimentary tract, and exiting the lower end. Exploding heads, and flying via flatulence.
Flow
I love horror-comedies, pretty much all of them manage to bring a huge smile on my face. C'mon lets face it, they can be a tad bit dumb, gorish, logic free, even retarded at times, but I'm telling you folks, this one is off the chart.It was a sad night, when me and some friends decided to watch it, because what we saw there, stayed with us for a while. It is just depressing to see such movies, that sink so low, they don't even see the light anymore. Words, sadly, can't describe how bad it really is, so people out there, like me, will still be interested in seeing it, cause hey, what's all the fuss about. You need to be warned, others need it too, Zombie ass: Toilet of the dead, is the worst film of its kind I've even seen. And I saw many! I gave it 2, not 1, but 2, because, at the beginning, I actually wanted to see more, for about 20 minutes, after it, we all prayed for it to end. Sadly, we only got to see even more unimaginable things, things that like i said...stay with you and haunt you. Be the better person in this, and let it go, let Zombie ass stay on the shelf, on the torrent, and don't touch it, don't ever touch it. If "The ring" would be true, then that tape would have this movie on it. You see it, then you DIE!YOU HAVE BEEN SO WARNED!!
crossbow0106
If you have watched Tokyo Gore Police and Machine Girl this is similar in its extreme. There's blood like those other two films, but this one is far more gross. As the title suggests, there are special effects that are pretty graphic. I don't recommend you eat before this film if you have a weak stomach. There are a few good fight scenes but they do not redeem the film enough. Of course, its not supposed to be real, but it borders on being disgusting. I give credit to the Japanese for being inventive enough to go to these kind of extremes, but this film is a bit too much to handle. I think teens, early 20's people who like zombie films that are out there may find this worth watching but it is not for mass appeal.