Karry Best movie of this year hands down!

BlazeLime Strong and Moving!

ShangLuda Admirable film.

Portia Hilton Blistering performances.

BA_Harrison Jim Abrahams and David Zucker, the creators of Airplane!, bring more madcap humour to the big screen with Top Secret!, which stars Val Kilmer as rock and roll singer Nick Rivers, who becomes involved in a resistance plot to rescue a scientist being held captive in East Germany.Kilmer, in his debut, is surprisingly good, handling acting, comedy and singing duties with aplomb, proving without a doubt that he is a major star in the making; Kilmer is joined by a wonderful supporting cast which includes more established faces such as Peter Cushing, Omar Sharif, Ian McNiece and Michael Gough.Unfortunately, as talented as the cast are, the scattershot humour is far too random and wildly inconsistent to be a total success: for every laugh-out-loud moment (my favourites: a very silly dance routine, the novelty dog poop gag, the brilliantly executed Swedish book store scene, and the singing horse), there are dozens of others that will fail to tickle the funny bone.

tbills2 (skeet surfiiin' skeet surfiin') if everybody had a 12 gauge and a surfboard tooo you'd see 'em shooting and surfing from here to malibuu because it's totally b*tching riding waves to blast at pigeons and it's so neat shooting skeet while ur riding on the heavens all daaay..1st wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') don't get tired 2nd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') aim higher 3rd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') pull and fire skeet surfiin' (it's alriight)..we're waxing down our surfboards and loading up our traaps tell the teacher we're shooting and never coming baack i've got a gun rack in my chevy for when the surf and the flak get heavy and we'll have fun with our guns 'til a lifeguard takes our ammo awaaay..1st wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') don't get tired 2nd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') aim higher 3rd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') pull and fire skeet surfiin' (it's alriight) 1st wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') get the knack 2nd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') pull the trap 3rd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') how's that skeet surfiin' (it's alriight)..sharing sunsets with my favorite giirl when we shoot the curl we really shoot the cuuurl - I love how Nick Rivers is #1 on the Billboard Top 40 with Skeet Surfin' and #2, 3 & 4 with Skeetin' U.S.A., Skeet City, and Your Skeetin' Heart with Tammy Wynette, respectively. I love it when the one skeet surfer wipes out and shoots down the airplane and when there's like a hundred people on the beach running with shotguns and surfboards. Lol!how silly can u get?! yeah yeah! how silly can u get?! ooh yeah! i never ever meant to stray but when she looked at me that way the night was young and gay paree made me forget i went to paris in france i found a little romance she was a walking down the boulevaard i know i should of been good i never thought that i would been double crossing baby cross my heart..weell a little rocking and a little wine got me thinking about a little valentine what's a lonely boy to do u look so fine..how silly can u get?! yeah yeah! how silly can u get?! ooh yeah! i never ever meant to stray but when she looked at me that way the night was young and gay paree made me forget how silly can u get?! yeah yeah! how silly can u get?! ooh yeah! no more fooling around u bet how silly can u geeet?! - I love how crazy all the girls are going in the audience.i can't believe it's truue that i just met a girl like uu..each night i fall in love my heart's an empty hole to see u standing there would be my only prayer u set my heart on fire it's burning with desire ur touch ur lips ur soul u make me lose control baby please (baby please baby please) spend this niight with meee i can't belieeve it's truue ii met a giirl like uuu in heaven we would bee-ee if u would spend this night with me (if u would spend this night with me) darling, i'm here to say, i pray there'll come a day, when by my side you'll stay, and u, u will always be, a love that's true to me..u set my heart on fire it's burning with desire ur touch ur lips ur soul mm u make me lose control baby please baby pleease spend this niight with mee..oh baby, baby please, don't u understand i need u, i can't live without ya, i was gonna say something, i never said before i, i even love ya, aw it's just no use i, i'm begging ya darling, i can't face another day without ya, oh honey lamb, i, i, i'm afraid, don't u understand i'm losing, losing my very mind, i gotta have ya with me, i'm in such a complete anguish without ya, oh, oh sugar draws uh, baby, i'm standing at the great abyss of love and, and i'm teetering, oh dumpling, i promise i'll even be nice to ur momma..baby pleease spend this niight with meee ooh waaah - I really, really love this song and when Nick sticks his head in the noose then in the oven then lays down on the railroad tracks and all the girls in the audience are freaking. Lol!Val Kilmer is super legendary as Nick Rivers and so handsome looking and so hilarious and so dreamy and since this very well may be my only shot I must say Lucy Gutteridge is so sensationally sweet and epic looking that I don't know why she's not in more good movies, but I do love Lucy and I really love Val and I really love Top Secret! for all the Nick Rivers' songs mostly but also all the hilarious spy spoofing by the Zucker Bros & Jim too, obviously, Top Secret!'s super funny & 1 of my all-time favs, like most these guys' work!well get out on that floor and hit that rug tonight..well get out on that floor and hit that rug tonight..we're gonna shake that rug til' the early early light..i said romp and stomp and slide like a devil on a thread yeah i said romp and stomp and slide like a devil on a thread weell stand back baby i believe i'm gonna fray my edge u gotta straighten the rug! yeah straighten the rug! u gotta give it a push yeah give it a shove weell we're rug cutting honey now baby won't u give it a tug.. ..and there's nobody i'd rather straighten it wiith thaan uuuuuuuu oh oh oh oh ohh!

Claudio Carvalho In East Germany, the American rock and roll singer Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer) meets Hillary Flammond (Lucy Gutteridge) in a fancy restaurant. Hillary is a member from the resistance and her hope is to rescue her father, the scientist Dr. Paul Flammond (Michael Gough), who is imprisoned by the Germans to develop a powerful weapon. Nick is arrested and sent to prison for helping Hillary and he meets Dr. Flammond in his laboratory. Hillary helps him to escape during a show and when he tells that he has met Dr. Flammond in the prison to Hillary, they decide to seek out the resistance leader. When they meet him, they discover that Nigel (Christopher Villiers) was Hillary's first lover. Further, they learn that there is a traitor in the resistance. Who might be the traitor?"Top Secret" is a very funny comedy by Jim Abrahams and David Zucker. The plot is a parody to World Was II movies with the French resistance and it is impossible not laughing along the adventures of Nick Rivers in the East Germany. Val Kilmer steals the movie wit ha magnificent performance and singing most of the songs. In the end, time is cruel to everyone. My vote is seven.Title (Brazil): "Top Secret – Super Confidencial" ("Top Secret – Super Confidential")Note: On 24 Sep 2017, I saw this film again.

Rodrigo Amaro "Top Secret" makes a goofy parody on the popular spy movies of the 1940's combining with some of the humor of the 1980's, and it's so dated that can only cause one or two haha's in the audience. Won't even bother detailing the messy plot. Really. Not funny. Maybe two or three jokes. That's it.Charismatic as usual, Val Kilmer delivers some fun while his leading lady has some appeal but we never heard from her again, so who cares; Michael Gough is the coolest guy of the film playing a scientist while Peter Cushing, in one of his final roles, is outrageously reduced to a part that consists of speaking in another language pretending to be German and you don't have a clue of what's he saying (at least in the version I've watched, I don't know if there's something understandable about his character). One of the main reasons I didn't enjoyed this is probably my current dislike in brainless movies that makes parodies on another movies. There's so much of them now, like Aaron Seltzer's flicks (I don't even bother in watch them, but every time I'm bombarded with more and more trailers of their upcoming projects), they're not funny anymore, and this one was quite sleepy, tedious, with few good parts (only the sexual jokes work). The ZAZ trio (Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams and David Zucker) at one time was the greatest team to make such movies and they were very good, being "Airplane" and "The Naked Gun" their biggest comical efforts. "Top Secret" is a big disappointment that consists of giving objects random purposes, characters falling to pieces like a jar crashing on the floor and ruthless scenes that don't cause any kind of amuse on us.And please, answer me this: in what year the story takes place? Everything looks so 1940's, Nazi German, but then there's this rock idol (Kilmer) who sings surf rock from the 1960's and there's devices and cultural references of the 1980's. It's so bloody confusing. Why bother, anyway? Endure for one hour and a half into a pile of wasted things is something to be treasured here and I don't suggest you to look for this. Comedies must accomplish more than a dozen of cheap laughters. 3/10