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ThrillMessage There are better movies of two hours length. I loved the actress'performance.

kai ringler Dre, Snoop, Corrupt, and Eminem, what a lineup,, the wash was a pretty decent movie about a pair of guys who get hired at a Car Wash so they can make some legitimate dough. the brothers are hired, without the owner knowing that they were brothers, and one brother is put in charge of the other one,, he has to keep him on the straight and narrow, and at one point geth the other brother suspended from his job. later on the boss keeps getting death threat phone calls and is kidnapped from the car wash, the rest of the boys at the wash must team up and get their boss back from the maniac who has taken him,, special appearance by Emenim at the end was hilarious.

elshikh4 Ohh.. I'm so angry, vexed and sick of this movie ! What is that anyway ? Is it a realistic movie about the problems of the Afro-American community ? Hell No ! Is it a comedy ? God forbid !! So, is it a musical ? Well, it may be the first silent musical ever ! So can somebody tell me what is this exactly ???!!!They told me that it's a comedy.. But How ?!!! The thing isn't that I didn't laugh at all. The thing is that there wasn't anything or anyone got the word "funny" at all ! Even the lead (Dr. Dre) OH MY GOD. He is too unbearable with zero charisma to be a movie star. Not to mention being the lead of a COMEDY, or so they said ! He must be the last comedian on earth ! I want to know what's comic in here ?? The defecation's scene ?! Snoop Doggy Dogg ?! The plot ? The acting ? What ? What accurately ?! And speaking of defecation; that scene confirmed that (The Wash) is a movie with a smell.. Bad smell. Honestly, this movie, as a comedy or else, stinks ! Maybe it's a music video. A very long music video ! And it's not a song. No, it's some kind of propaganda for rappers with all of them here as lead actors or guest stars, all the soundtrack, and all the voluptuous pretty girls in bikinis ! But to tell you the truth, it was the most detestable music video I've ever seen ! It's boring, too bad and pointless ! All in all it's the worst propaganda for them ever ! It looked like it had been made by stoned people (or that's the truth indeed !). And I wonder, how did the Razzie's voters miss it ?! Maybe they didn't even see it due to its unsightly condition ! And what is it with all of these fade-outs ?! Like it's a sad sense ?, or a realistic vision ? It's not this or that; it's part of the movie's recklessness or foolishness, which made the screen black continually maybe as an embodiment of the melancholy status that this piece of art could put you in (I've watched it on a TV channel.. and begged for commercials.. too many commercials.. but they showed just 3.. Poor Me !). All in all, this movie needs a wash, not to be a good movie; but to be a movie. It has no talent except for loathing you to the nausea's extent, hitting "squalor" in terms of cinema, and hitting the rock bottom of anything. It's more like somebody pukes on you for an hour and a half. So as a bad movie; it's actually great and matchless among its equals ! The makers of this truthful trash made such a sincere diarrhea's scene; hence, I pray, may they all have the same colic they gave us… But forever !

MediocreMarvel Horrible movie that just makes you want to beat the hell out of Snoop Dogg and I like Snoop. Eminem's part is terrible and over acted. Dr. Dre delivers with yet another lack luster performance. I had to stop myself from attempting to swallow my tongue while i sat through this tripe.

twistedtenderness This is certainly not Oceans 11. But it is also a movie where some icons try do do their own thing and while it doesn't deliver like the Richard Prior original, it does make good jabs at current urban culture from the eyes of Mr Pooh. Some lines hit just right, a few you have to snicker at and then the remaining ones make you feel the real joke wasn't meant for your eyes. Possibly the real joke was them going to the bank with a nice check. The dynamics are possibly that two friends driven by different attitudes towards 'getting by' rears itself noticeably like real life. Your given Dre the hard working up front man trying to do the right thing and Mr Dogg stepping over anything to make a buck. The tensions grow and frustrate each other until an event tries the friendship to see what's really behind it. Personally, it would seem it's almost a stab at the actual career tracks of these two pop stars.