Beystiman It's fun, it's light, [but] it has a hard time when its tries to get heavy.

Chirphymium It's entirely possible that sending the audience out feeling lousy was intentional

Nicole I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.

Geraldine The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

jamstar52 ... in more ways than one.Misty Mundae, one of the princesses of soft-core, is hilarious as Dildo Saggins in the E.I. Independent Cinema parody of The Hobbit. Yeah, there's some nudity, but this isn't soft-core, it's parody on the order of the Harvard Lampoon. Serious lowbrow humor, but here it works.This is mindless entertainment. If you're looking for sophistication, keep looking. If you're looking for extensive softcore sex scenes with cheesy 70's imitation rock music, keep looking. If you're looking for a couple good belly laughs, light up a bowl, grab some brewskis, and watch this, you'll be entertained.

Animus OK first its soft-core porn, if you don't like a lot of soft lesbian scenes you may as well go elsewhere. As far as porn rip offs of well known films go this isn't bad. The characters are easy enough to laugh at, Erin Brown (Aka Misty Mundae) is hysterical as the main character and her wizard mentor Smirnof will have you in stitches. The plot is of course a very simplified version of the Tolkien books with as many sex based jokes as they could cram into one script. The effects are cheap and so are the costumes but you won't care. The actors know they are making a cheap parody and they run with it playing it for laughs all the way. There are several times they break the fourth wall but if it worked for Groucho it can work for this film. Grab a beer or 6 and some pretzels, but try not to drink to fast or you may end up doing spit takes while watching this.

gpadillo The idea is almost kind of fun. For about 10 minutes, when the thing starts to sag like some of the botoxed bossomy broads passing themselves off as actresses. The whole thing gets bogged down with so many bad ideas, poor execution and acting so excrutiatingly bad it makes the worst of soap operas look and sound like Shakespeare. This would be better off as full fledged porn rather than a feeble attempt at aiming towards "B" moviedom. As it is it seriously stinks. All in all I'd say this flick is about as much fun as a barrel of dead monkeys. Nah, it ain't that much fun.

Skyfish Ok yeah it's a grade B soft core porno.. but all sceens with Smirnof in them are cinematic gold. You can pretty much tell it is a whole mess of adlib and what an awesome job of it. He is funny and clever for the type of film this was and what he was given to work with.My hat is off to you Michael R. Thomas.