Hayden Kane
There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes
Zlatica
One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.
Scarlet
The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.
schf
Although this film is a sub standard super hero movie/pornoI found i quite liked it. It is so unself-consciously terrible it is able to transcend its terrible script/plot/acting and become a great comedy.Don't expect Shakespeare, do expect to laugh at the movie rather than with it. Carmen electra's costume at the end is the crowning glory of this silly movie . A S&M astronaut stripper ,awsome.The sex scenes mostly seem to involve milk?? don't ask and are not actively offensive , a great night in with pizza and beer movie Your sides will splitoh the hilarity
Ragnark
What was I thinking when I rented this dvd? God only knows. This has to be one of the worst movies I've seen in absolute ages. The acting, what there of it, was terrible. So what if you get to see some naked flesh, it doesn't make up for the movie. Go out and rent a playboy tape, you'd get better acting than here.
Zanatos
I really can't believe this one. This made me want to shove my head in the nearest toilet and drown myself. I didn't, because then I knew I would die in the same place this movie belongs! When I saw this was a Troma picture, I should have stopped the tape right there. But, alas, I pressed on, and lost 100 minutes of my life that could have been used to do something better, and anything would have been better, trust me.The one or two people who have read any of my previous reviews would know that I usually take a moment to describe a plot at this time, but "The Chosen One" has a plot which is beyond description. Actually, I think the film-makers made things up as they went along. Nothing made sense! Of course, that went well with the worst actors and actresses you'll ever see! What disturbs me most is that someone actually got paid to make this mess. The producers probably flew over the cuckoo's nest, because this bird-brained "Raven" should be locked in an atrium forever. Zanatos's score: 1/10...but I would rate it lower if I could. Ugh.
Spazman
I disagree with himikey. Any film that has Shauna Sands running has my vote. This is not a great piece of film, but it is better than some of Troma's previous work. If you like Carmen or Shauna then see it.
