FuzzyTagz If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

Aneesa Wardle The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

Zandra The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

Logan By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

bjarias ..JP was the main reason brought me to this film.. had seen her in a couple of other films and was intrigued to see more.. and couple of the reviews made it sound somewhat interesting-worthwhile viewing.. ..as for the movie itself, it was just passable.. there was not much to say great things about.. and without her to dress up the proceedings, the overall rating would be a couple notches lower.. they could have and should have given her a couple three more musical numbers to perform.. besides being very pleasing to look at while performing, she's got singing talent.. ..as for cult classic.. don't believe any of the others in the genre need worry.. this is a one shot wonder..

Carrie Neal Suck is a funny, unique, charmingly quirky creation from the incredibly talented Rob Stefaniuk. Character development and plot are quite exception in this semi-musical vampire rock sensitisation, a real piece of film gold. You'll want to buy the soundtrack afterwards, and possibly marry Stefaniuk. American rock band Burning Brides also added excellence to the soundtrack with their single "Flesh and Bone", Dimitri Coats's performance of this was mesmerising as was his character, he was clearly born to play a singing vampire. Malcolm McDowell was a really pleasant addition to an already perfectly combined cast, and added an equal amount of tension and hilarity. If any film is deserving of cult status then this is it; it's like The Might Boosh meets Fright Night with a dash of Rock of Ages. Do yourself a favour and watch this film!

MrGKB ...and, pretty much, "It does," despite its probable best of intentions. Writer/director/co-star, Rob "Phil the Alien" Stefaniuk, has simply bitten off far more than he or his co-star, Jessica "Wicker Park" Paré , are able to chew, let alone digest. Despite the presence of rock'n'roll notables like Alice Cooper (and daughter, Calico), Iggy Pop, Carole (Rough Trade) Pope, Henry Rollins, Moby, Alex Lifeson, and comedian, Dave "The Kids in the Hall" Foley, along with yet another paycheck-grabbing appearance by Malcolm "Cat People" McDowell, this purported rock'n'roll horror comedy is virtually bereft of horror, sadly emasculated vis-a-vis rock'n'roll (most of the music is lame in the extreme), and at best mediocre in terms of comedy. Mr. Stefaniuk is a likable enough whitebread lead, and Ms. Paré shows promise; in fact, I don't particularly fault the acting at all. It's the script & storytelling that fall flat on their face. The album cover homages are mildly amusing, the lampooning of Coppola's "Dracula" is briefly quaint, but the piece in its entirety lacks focus and tension. It feels like loosely linked skits and bits, utterly unsatisfying. Back to the drawing board, Mr. S. Putting a bunch of "names" into your cast does not a movie make.I've actually rated this a point lower than it likely deserves, mostly because it seemingly promised so much and failed to deliver. I'll make special mention of the horrendous casting of the ostensible "bad guy," whose coiffure totally destroys any sense of menace or majesty he is otherwise meant to convey. Late-night boredom viewing only, and preferably as cheaply as possible.

ickleme_2 I was looking forward to watching this film as i have enjoyed watching other vampire spoof films. However the film had an exceptionally slow start and didn't really speed up even towards the end. The film was billed as a comedy and watching only found 3 or 4 lines in the entire film remotely funny. The best thing about the film is the cast. Some of the music stars really helped me continue watching, as i wanted to see who else would be in the film. The best thing about this film is that it really lives up to its title this film really "Sucks". It was 91mins of my life i will never get back. This however is just my opinion, and know of people who have actually enjoyed it. So i would say watch it. But don't buy it rent it as once will be enough.