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Chatverock Takes itself way too seriously

Sameer Callahan It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.

Brenda The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

Aki Savolainen Yes, to some the summary/title of this review might seem to contradict the vote of 3 I have given this movie, but before I pushed play I was honestly expecting something much worse.Of course this is schlock. Of course the acting is not good, to say the least. Of course you know the contents of this movie just by reading the title. But I have seen Leeches, and Megalodon, and Spice World, and The Room. I have scraped the bottom of the barrel. I have looked into the abyss of movie-making and seen it blink. And when Spring Break Shark Attack panned out to be a movie that is NOT cynical and more aware of it's budget restraints than the viewer, it received to instant plus- marks in my book. Bikinis are thankfully not the main attraction here, the script has been given a bit more than a passing thought, and the amount of attempt witnessed here is to be appreciated.This movie is what you can expect with such a title, yet all the obvious roadside annoyances of such low-quality movies have been successfully erased. An educating view for fans of B-or-worse-movies or those who like animals eating jerks.

dahjoessez This is probably the worst thing I've ever laid my eyes on. How is it possible that mankind can make something this bad. The plot sucks, the effects suck, the overall acting sucks and the shark scenes seem to be clips from discovery channel. And the supposedly "bad guy" in the film is nothing but an irritating, sly, greasy, seemingly Greek fellow who looks like he has soaked himself in olive-oil. I have seriously never seen anything this awful. Do not EVER, even consider to see this movie. After half an hour you will have a malevolent feeling of hatred, which will slowly build up inside you if you choose to continue watching the movie.

godzilla-38 Seriously, this movie is THE worst I have possibly ever seen (Except for the blood). I mean C'MON! Those didn't even look like Tiger Sharks! I am a Shark movie FANATIC, this movie is a disgrace! Girls watch it for guys... Guess what guys watch it for, GIRLS IN BIKINIS! I thought 'Shark' when this was on TV! (*SPOILER*) :NUTSHELL: Tycoon wants more money, chums beach, sharks come, MOUNTAINS IN Florida, sharks eat everything for SOME reason unknown to man, people find out who dun it, OMG HAWT PPL, people kill sharks, THE END.In short, your average shark movie rip-off making everybody STILL believe sharks are cold blooded killers.

djnemo5000 Over the years there have been numerous movies that have been about sharks and/or shark related topics.Past movies have been pretty far fetched and unable to uphold the standards to the original JAWS classic. The story line of Spring Break Shark Attack is very believable and deals with many issues from family and friendship issues to environmental problems, which makes the movie exciting, as well as makes you think about the movie as a fearful reality. The cast is absolutely wonderful especially the character of Danielle,played by Shannon Lucio,the girl next door type, who sneaks off to Springbreak as a naive girl who finds through daily events, a transformation to a young lady.