Lovesusti The Worst Film Ever

Listonixio Fresh and Exciting

Fatma Suarez The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

Zlatica One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

The_Void Spiderbabe is something of a departure for Seduction Cinema; it's longer than their usual movies and the script actually feels like it took longer than about five minutes to put together. Of course that doesn't mean the film would qualify as Oscar material; but it does qualify as by far and away the best Seduction Cinema film that I've seen so far. As the title suggests, the film is a spoof of Spider-Man, only as you would expect from Seduction Cinema; there's plenty of lesbian sex thrown in too. The scenes ripped off from Spider-Man are rather well observed, however and the film is really funny; which is really what makes it better than the usual fare. The plot focuses on Patricia Porker; a shy young schoolgirl whose life is changed forever one day when she is bitten by a radioactive spider. She soon comes to terms with her new powers and after the death of her uncle, decides to use them unselfishly; only for the greater good, and to get laid. Spiderbabe then sets about protecting New York City from various villains, but faces objection from the local press and the mysterious Femtilian....The film (along with the rest of Seduction Cinema's output) is clearly aimed at teenage boys; but really there's something for everyone to enjoy here. The lesbian sex is what will draw most people to the film; and there's certainly plenty of it. Naturally its only softcore, but its actually not badly done and often feels like its actually furthering the plot rather than just being thrown in as filler (although some of it definitely is filler). Where this film really works, however, is the humour; as it very funny, both for the jokes and for the in-your-face stupidity of it all. The film is a lot better in the special effects department than some other Seduction Cinema films; but it's still rather silly. For example, Spiderbabe's costume looks like it was the first thing picked off the shelf at a sex shop. As ever, we get a nice performance from the lovely Misty Mundae; and the supporting cast includes the likes of Julian Wells and Darian Caine. The film will clearly not appeal to everyone (anyone with taste need not apply!) but it's a lot of fun for anyone that enjoys this rubbish. And best of all...the ending leaves things wide open for a sequel, although sadly it doesn't look like one is coming; which is rather unfortunate if you ask me!

julian kennedy Spiderbabe: 7/10: It is important to note I am comparing Spiderbabe to other films in the naked lesbian chicks that guys like to watch genre. I am not comparing it to other big budget superhero movies (though it is better than Daredevil or Catwoman) or movie parodies (nice to see one without Leslie Nielson though), nope strictly the soft-core lesbian porn for guys genre. In that category Spiderbabe is certainly well above average. While not as good as say Lord of the G-strings or Embrace of the Vampire it marks a vast improvement over two recent Misty Mundae films, the equally atrocious Lust for Dracula and New York Wildcats. Unlike those two films you won't be fast-forwarding through the plot. Come to think of it unlike those two films you won't be fast-forwarding throughout the sex scenes either. Spiderbabe doesn't suffer from the "good lord put your clothes back on honey" third tier actresses that often appear in these films. All the girls here are quite attractive. Yet strangely, since the lesbian sex scenes are not the most inventive ever created and there is no real erotic tension between the characters, it is the filler that stands out the most.Spiderbabe is a surprisingly expansive point-to-point deconstruction of the first Spiderman movie. Everything from the tryout as a wrestler to the battle with the Green Goblin is given an erotic twist. And you'll never guess from where Spiderbabe shoots her web (hint it isn't her wrists). While not as funny as G-Strings or erotic as Embrace, Spiderbabe deftly mixes lesbian sex scenes and spot on parody into an entertaining romp. If you like your lesbian porn with humor or for that matter your humor with attractive naked chicks Spiderbabe is for you. And lets all hope no one does an erotic remake of the Hulk shall we.

JayFive Childish storyline ripped off of a lame Hollywood movie, terrible acting, cheesy dialogue, and not quite "up-to-par" sex scenes. That's right another great softcore parody! I enjoyed this film greatly! Sure the acting is terrible, but that part of the fun! The storyline is ludicrous, but some things must be sacrificed when the story has to revolve around girl-on-girl sex scenes. And because it's only softcore (no penetration) the sex scenes were a little bland. But it's like the great god of softcore smut Russ Meyers said "who really cares what goes down beneath the waist." I don't know if I'd agree with Mr. Meyers on this one but what the hell... the flick entertained me for an hour and a half. I give it a C+, it would've been a solid B if they coulda cast more of the girls to look like Russ Meyers actresses. VaVoom! VaVoom!~

movieman_kev A soft-core parody of Spiderman. Misty Mundae is Patricia Porker, a nerd, who gets bitten by a spider and becomes spiderbabe. And yes her web shooting abilities ARE organic, but they don't come from he wrists...I wanted to like this movie, I really did. I started the dvd with high hopes. Alas this film has 3 strikes against it. The comedy just isn't funny. Strike one. It seems too long. strike TWO. And the sex scenes...well they're not sexy. STRIKE THREE!! I'm sorry to all who were involved in this film, but in this outing you've just been struck out.My Grade: DDVD Extras: Both the R and unrated versions; Misty Mundae and Julian Wells Interview;Music Video and the "Making of";Outtakes & Bloopers ;"OutThere TV" Clip featuring Emily Booth;3 deleted Scenes; Behind-The-Scenes; Making the Costume; Trailers for "Screaming Dead", "Lord of the G-strings", "Play-mate of the Apes", "Lustful Addiction", "Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde", "satan's School for Lust", "Erotic Vampire in Paris", "Roxanna", & "Misty Mundae: Mummy Raider"