Mjeteconer
Just perfect...
UnowPriceless
hyped garbage
Reptileenbu
Did you people see the same film I saw?
Billy Ollie
Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable
Niko Zguri
i got no idea who Lucifer Valentine is, but i wanna find him and beat him to death. i mean, who in the hell would make something this absolutely god awful and think it's good? now, i understand that Lucifer Valentine (god, is that even his real name?) wanted to created a new movie genre. but this sack of dog s**t is proof that he sucks as a director and he miserably fails as human being! one of the biggest problems with this is that it's got material than could've been A LOT better if it was like 30 minutes and not 65 minutes. i gotta say there's these long drawn-out scenes where nothing's going on. no character depth, and i got no idea if this horrible thing had any sign of god damn script anywhere. the jump-cuts r everywhere and they irritate the f***ing s**t outta you! and it also keeps hitting the same notes again and again and again, and it gets boring, stupid and - on top of that - hideous. this stupid thing was going for solid shock and then it just spits at the viewer and goes "F**k story!" i'm not gonna go anywhere near to the other movies in the awful trilogy, cause after watching this, i'm not gonna even bother. so "ReGOREgitated Sacrifice" and "Slow Torture Puke Chamber" can go f**k themselvesso the best thing u can do: avoid this god awful trilogy AT ALL COSTS! it's not creepy, it's not shocking. it's just vomit, strippers and death scenes. that's it! f**k this trilogy!
pmcguireumc
One of the reviews on here stated that watching this film was like watching an extended bad music video. In many ways, this is true.All I can say is that if I were Satan, i would banish the director to a lifetime of sermons and hotel stays with Ted Haggard (the evangelical pastor who got in trouble for meth and gay trysts). I can handle gore, if there is a story or purpose. I am a normal heterosexual guy, so i enjoy my fair share of nudity in a film, and will tolerate a bad film in many instances if the female lead is attractive.While the lead in this film (Lavey) is attractive, there is nothing redemptive in this exercise of high schoolish direction to make the 70 minutes worth while. Gratuitous nudity, sure. A plot - maybe somewhere in the back of the LSD laden mind that directed and produced it. A purpose? Not at all.Satan, to paraphrase Sam Kinison i believe, needs to pay less attention to writing songs for top 40 radio and get back to reigning in some of these directors wasting celluloid in his name. Please allow me to introduce myself, hope you stay away from this tripe.
alexjowski
I can give this movie credit for one thing: At least it fits its title.This is the entire movie: Kill somebody, people vomit for 20 minutes, then a meth addict strips while we continue to see the after shot of a "Faces of Meth" poster. Repeat for 71 minutes.Really? How can one even call this a movie? It's just random, badly edited shots of murder and vomit. And the decision to use a pitch shifter effect on all the dialogue just makes all these vomiting women sound like men was a poor one. The synopsis says "A girl makes a deal with the devil to get revenge on her tormentors" (paraphrased). Without that I would have been totally lost as to whatever was going on in this movie.This gets a 1/10 if only because negative numbers are simply imaginary, but it's still a better imagination than whoever thought up this filth.
patrik stash
Vomit-gore..the next big thing???its possible y'know,nobody thought country music would take over the world but they're line dancing in Tumbridge wells these days.Anyway...i see this film as Twilight's evil twin,a whiny self-pitying look at my pretty hair pile of cardboard cut-outs,a Dennis Wheatly rip-off made by the 30 yr old fat guy with the beard that wears his baseball cap real low and hangs around the train station with his crew of underage school kids passing on emotional wisdom and bleak poetry.I cant be bothered to actually discuss the plot or the acting,its all bad,cheap,nasty,shallow but worst of all its boring,mind-numbingly so.In short,this picture wasn't disturbing or vile or sick and twisted,it was just poor.