Fairaher
The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.
Invaderbank
The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.
Rosie Searle
It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.
Deanna
There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.
raymondrox7
This movie is a masterpiece. Ignore everything you've heard from people telling you this movie is terrible or stupid.The cinematography is unmatched, the acting is S tier. And the plot? Better than the bible.This is a masterpiece, nay a GOD of cinema. If you haven't watched it you must watch it as soon as possible. Youtube was amazing enough to allow its godly presence to remain on there.Watch it at least 6 times to fully grasp the masterful and complex plot.This should be exclusive to royalty.That Cigarette...my god...What a twist.
capkronos
Three schmucks wanting to check out a desert cave run into a delirious, nameless mad doctor (Ford Austin) instead. The doctor slaughters two of them, rips out and eats their guts, drinks their blood and then ties down and anally rapes the third guy - a dwarf named Craig (Mighty Mike Murga) - to give him "the gift that keeps on giving." I guess that gift is some kind of virus that causes insanity because Craig then begins sneaking into young women's apartments and murdering them. The sister of one of his victims, Tara (Felissa Rose), is trying to get over both the death of her sister and breakup of her relationship, so her friend Kerri (Sarah Rosenberg) drags her along on a camping trip. They meet up with six or seven other girls, immediately strip down to their bathing suits, go swimming, start partying and are attacked and killed by both the doctor and Craig (who hitches a ride there with a would-be victim). A couple of detectives (including porno actor Adam Glasser aka Seymore Butts) are on the case.According to the trivia section, this Troma release was shot on video for just 1000 dollars. Nearly all of it was filmed in the daytime and most of it outdoors so the filmmakers don't have to worry much about things such as art direction and lighting. It's also very, very stupid in that amateurish we-know-this -is-awful-and-stupid -so-we-aren't-even- really-going-to-try kind of way. The only person who seems to be taking any of this seriously is lead actress Rose, who amusingly goes all out and tries to be as dramatic (and credible) as possible under the circumstance. Dead bodies move. Lines are flubbed. People mug for the camera. Lots of fake blood is flung around. Two girls go topless (and there's a mild lesbian scene that goes nowhere). Total screen time for guest stars Lloyd Kaufman (who seems to appear in every no budget horror made these days), Brinke Stevens and Ron Jeremy amounts to probably about five minutes. The camera-work and editing are frequently awful.Every once in awhile something funny DOES actually happen, but it's hard not to laugh just a little watching a rabid dwarf clutching a knife chasing around bikini-clad girls who have a bad habit of always tripping and falling down. As the killer doctor, Austin is probably the best thing this film has going for it. The credited director is "Buck Jones Jr." NOT Fred Rosenberg as it currently says on IMDb. I think Jones/Rosenberg is an alias for Chris Watson, who's responsible for another terrible Troma release called ZOMBIEGEDDON (2003).
lastliberal
This film used up women like Zrinka Domic quickly, with a psycho midget stabbing and screwing. That's after a pile of bloody body parts in the first 10 minutes.At least the third blond (he only went after blonds) got to take a shower and show her titties before he struck. She escaped and ran out of the house in something that barely covered her snatch - after giving us a look at it twice during the fight.He chases her to a party where nine girls in bikinis are getting sun. One of them is Felissa Rose, whose sister was killed by him and she gives us some of her great screams. Somehow he escapes and goes on a killing rampage and the blood starts flowing.The Doctor (Ford Austin) that created the pile of body parts also shows up and things get nasty. More screams from Felissa. To little avail as The Doctor must be protected.Very little plot, little skin despite the numerous babes, lesbianism only hinted at, but lots and lots of blood - and Felissa Rose.
luckhardy
All I have to say is in the first 10 minutes a man "fouls" a midget.... and the midget is named Craig. Nothing good comes from renting this movie. I'm a fan of bad movies... but this .... this is the Godfather of crap movies. Oh and one more spoiler...Craig goes on to perform necrophilia..... Really this movie is pretty bad. And you might say its supposed to be because its a spoof..but this movie makes Leonard Part 6 look like an Oscar winner. The quality of production is painfully, and the camera action makes you dizzy. Even lil jimmy norton would say they went to far...maybe --------------------------------------------------------- O&A xm202