Baseshment
I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.
FuzzyTagz
If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
filippaberry84
I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.
Cristal
The movie really just wants to entertain people.
adonis98-743-186503
Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, find Jack Sparrow, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle. Not the best of the Pirates films but definitely way better than i remember it, the plot was kinda heavy at times, the perfomances quite well, the jokes at times did fall flat tho. The special effects were outstanding and the final big battle very well executed especially the Jack Sparrow v.s Davy Jones part was pretty amazing although the 169 minute running time wasn't that much needed to be perfectly honest here.. (7.0/10)
morganstephens512
Let me get one thing out of the way right now. I have not seen this film since possible when it was first released over eight years ago. So this review might not be that good and will probably be very heavily revised if I ever see this film again. But I will do my best from memory. The film starts off with the group trying to save Johnny Deep's character from Davy Jone's Locker Room and they do so. The name Davy Jone's Locker Room reminds me very much of Spongebob Squarepants. Also during the movie Orlando Blooms character and the main female get married but that happened very late in the film. One scene that sticks out to me and that might be a reason I only saw it once was the kid getting killed at the start. Again, I can't remember this too well so the review may be very off but I remember the movie being okay. Not that great but nowhere near the level of the first two films. That was the worst part of it to me.
The Hateful Citizen
The third episode of the saga "Pirates of the Caribbean" is rather successful. For me, it surpasses the second without however reaching the summits of the first. There is obviously good and less good, let's start with the least good: it must be said, the couple Elizabeth- Will is not very interesting and becomes heavy in the scenario, going so far as to explain in fight, slowing down the pace or getting married in a completely failed scene in my opinion. We also have the advice of the lords who is cool but who comes out of nowhere, in mode "It is necessary to resurrect Jack to go to this board", the scenario is weak and it makes a first part of the film heavy, especially with the moments when Jack is in his head particularly bitchy. The last big fault of this film is its length, 2:40 is too long, really. Let's move on to the positive side, obviously, as in all the Pirates of the Caribbean, a very beautiful film with special effects always magnificent. The big point of this film is especially the final battle which is very successful and that makes this film deserves a 7/10. Better than the second opus.
swilliky
The third Pirates of the Caribbean film concludes the Gore Verbinski trilogy in outrageous fashion. The Royal Navy has taken to extreme measure to fight the scourge of piracy. Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) and Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) have joined forces with Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) and Tia Dalma (Naomie Harris) to recruit the pirate lords to fight Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) and Lord Beckett (Tom Hollander). Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) has been stranded in Davy Jones's locker where he talks to duplicates. The crew sails to the end of the world to bring back Jack, as he is the last leader needed to unite the pirates.The crew leaves the underworld aboard the Black Pearl where Elizabeth discovers her father Governor Weatherby Swann (Jonathan Pryce) has died. Sparrow has lost his mind but still, figures out the trick to escape the underworld by flipping the ship. The crew makes it to an island but they are captured by Captain Sao Feng (Chow Yun-Fat). Jack is delivered to Lord Beckett who now possesses Davy Jones's heart after Norrington (Jack Davenport) delivered it to him at the end of the previous film. Barbossa convinces Feng to turn on Beckett by trading Ms. Swannm, and Jack Sparrow escapes with the Pearl the compass, heading to Shipwreck Cove.Check out more of this review and others at swilliky.com