AniInterview
Sorry, this movie sucks
Nessieldwi
Very interesting film. Was caught on the premise when seeing the trailer but unsure as to what the outcome would be for the showing. As it turns out, it was a very good film.
Merolliv
I really wanted to like this movie. I feel terribly cynical trashing it, and that's why I'm giving it a middling 5. Actually, I'm giving it a 5 because there were some superb performances.
Hattie
I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.
D. Ceased
This is one of the worst movies I have seen in awhile. It's complete and utter trash; and when the film-makers saw how bad this pos is they tried calling it a "comedy" and "horror spoof". Make no mistake, this isn't a comedy or a spoof, they were serious when they were making this and failed hard.A mafioso gangster catches his wife and another guy cheating and has a special man off both of them. They're out in the woods where these mutant-zombie-dwarf things are, hoping they will devour the corpses. But, shocking to no one, it turns out that the hit-man was the real cheater and he and the woman try to get away from the mafioso. As the gangster hunts them down, he encounters many different demon things, each one dumber than the last. These encounters are drawn out and mostly filler scenes. He kills each of them and gets stronger. The other two are armed with plot armor (a talisman) that stops pretty much everything in the movie. A plot point pulled literally out of someone's backside; the cheater-hit-man says he suddenly remembers a story from an Indian tribe that says a demon warrior with mixed blood will come and battle against a medicine man/shaman. After more endless walking and the movie going nowhere, they two finally meet this shaman, through a girl possessed by him. This shaman has the ability to possess people by looking at them and makes them go get a big stick so he can roast and eat them. They try to save the girl, but are unable to break the shaman's spell. Instead they go and steal the girl's boyfriend's car (these are our leads, the characters were meant to feel for btw), as the demon warrior with mixed blood mafioso gangster fights and quickly kills the shaman. He approaches the car the two are in, and his wife gets out and just quickly kills him by shooting his crotch with a crossbow. she gets in the car, and presumably after gaining the shaman's powers, says "Get me a stick".This is a big stinking pile of ####. The characters are one dimensional, insipid, and down right terrible people. The two leads are cheaters, so right there I don't want to see them live. The acting ranges from flat to way over doing it (particularly the girl that gets eaten off screen). The story is a clusterf### that doesn't try to make sense. The effects aren't good by any means, the demons are all so stupid and lame looking. The last time I saw a movie this bad was Won Ton Baby, but that movie knew it was freaking terrible, and was tongue-in-cheek about it. And at least that movie made me chuckle once or twice. This is just terrible, there's no twisting it into something different. Every copy of this should be burned, but that would be a waste of fire.
w00f
Flat and poorly lit, though if the line "Find me a stick" being repeated over and over again is your thing, you might like it. A hit on a cheating wife and a business partner goes terribly wrong when a gangster turns out to be the prophesied "man of mixed blood" who will gain all the powers of a bunch of Native American flesh-eating demons and a half-snake/half-human evil medicine man. The ending is a let down and there's not one really memorable scene. Easily forgotten low-budget horror.Not really much more to say about this one. Sometimes, you don't really need ten lines of text to sum up a rather unremarkable flick.
krvance07
The lighting is terrible is the movie; real dark. The first scene has the gangster walking out in the woods to meet with a "hit-man"; who has kidnapped the gangsters wife and business partner for the gangster. The gangster wants the hit-man to kill them for cheating on him. The hit-man turns out to be the guy who is actually cheating with the gangster wife. Meanwhile the gangster has already cut his business partners throat. This is 1/2 an hour into the movie and the acting is so bad i,m wishing someone would cut my throat for renting it. The hit-man turns out to be a high school science teach; which i can believe since he is definitely not an actor. So the fake hit-man knocks out the gangster and leaves him in the woods for a gang of "Pygmy cannibals" to feast on. Every forest has them you know.Sorry, but i couldn't take anymore and had to turn it off. Don't waste your time, or money, on this one. If you still want to watch it, please have the suicide hot-line number available, and lock up your knives!!
Anthony Jones
This movie is a straight up horror movie and makes no apologies for it. There are definitely some very creepy aspects to this film and the storyline is pretty original for a horror movie. I also like the fact that there was some humor in the movie, there is also good dialog/interaction between the major characters (which is pretty rare in horror movies these days). The special effects are pretty realistic which was amazing given that this was probably done on a relatively small budget. There was also a twist at the ending which was a surprise to me. I won't give anything away but just see it for yourself, you'll be glad you did.