Hellen
I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much
Artivels
Undescribable Perfection
Platicsco
Good story, Not enough for a whole film
Casey Duggan
It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny
BA_Harrison
Candy loving horror geek Mulva (Missy Donatuti) and her almost-as-dorky pal Cassie (Calley Thidemann) go trick or treating, but find themselves face-to-face with a horde of ravenous zombies.I only have myself to blame: having already suffered through all three of writer/director Chris Seaver's dreadful Filthy MacNasty films, I still came back for more, this time tackling one of his earliest efforts, Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker. I already knew that the sexy gun-toting woman on the cover wasn't the titular Zombie Ass Kicker, and yet I was surprised at just how unappealing the lead character was, a fugly, chocolate addicted nerd with the most irritating voice imaginable. But that's not the worst of it…Abysmal performances, childish humour, crap dialogue, a horrible Benny Hill-inspired comedy scene, pathetic special effects, a terrible cameo from Troma head honcho Lloyd Kaufman (whose worst output is still better than this), and really cheap production values (those nasty scene transitions!! Ugh!) all go to make this a complete waste of time—zero budget, home-made tongue-in-cheek horror nonsense of the lowest kind imaginable.
sandy419-1
Pros: *It's only one hour long *Teen Ape is a very likable character *Lots of angular goofiness *Lead actress Missy Donatuti could probably be pretty good with some competent directionCons: *Many of the referential jokes fall flat. REAlly flat. *BoneJack is a collection of terrifically embarrassing racial stereotypes *Mulva is like the most insipid SNL character you can imagine run amok *Many people consider the saving grace of the film to be the 4 minute cameo by the star of "Bikini Bloodbath." What does that tell you?On the whole, the movie is likable in that the folks involved seem to have given it their all - that same sort of pathetic earnestness that make Ed Wood films impossible to hate. But please guys, rent some decent equipment and lighting next time, OK?
zauis_at_mp
As a man who LOVES the inept film Children of the Living Dead, I was stunned by just how horrid this 'film' is. This videotape can only possibly be enjoyed by the cast of retarded amateurs whose names populate the credits. Nothing Troma has done has EVER been this worthless. Never purchase, rent, or even download this videotape.I must fill out a few more lines to submit this, and with the videotape still in mind I now submit these lines: nose breathing is not funny.not editing out the director's voice is not funny.whacky hair is not funny.everything in this videotape that people spent time on is not funny
poohead45
Mulva is a silly low budget movie mulva is the most annoying character youll ever encounter but the villains chest mclargehuge and of course my favorite Takateru *"you son of a bitch" hahaha* really make the movie worthwhileof course rob ezelius aka randal was also very wonderful as a dork that gets the first kill of the movieif you have low expectations..and want to hear some funny lines...and can stand 2 of the most annoying girls ever... this movie is for youtwo thumbs up