Uriah43
Let me just say that there were some good things I liked about this film and there were some bad things as well. First, I liked the scenario of the government conspiracy to keep the public in the dark as to what was happening. I also liked the logical sequence of the vampire "population explosion" resulting in more "carnivours" than food sources available and the subsequent need for the "Vichy" collaborators. The Gothic look on the part of the "Vichy" was also a nice touch. I also thought the acting on the part of "Father Joe Cahill" (Douglas Gibson) and "Father Alberto Palmeri" was adequate. What I didn't like was the character of "Gwen Waters" (Pamela Karp) when there were plenty of other more mature and better qualified actresses available in this movie. Now, I realize that the story of the film was taken from a book and it's quite possible that the book had a short, dumpy adolescent as the atheist. But there is such a thing as "creative license" when it comes to film making. Add in the fact that her acting was some of the worst I've ever seen and it became quite evident that this picture was screaming for someone else in this part. Additionally, I thought the talents of Mariana Matthews (as "Mickey Edwards") were essentially wasted as there was certainly room for more of her character. Especially considering some of the boring dialogue in certain parts of this film between Father Joe and Gwen. In short, while I liked some parts of this film I thought the extremely bad acting and miscasting of Pamela Karp almost ruined this movie. Quite frankly, it didn't have to be this way and I can only fault the director (Tony Mandile) for it. Below average.
arcticcarrot
I posted a review of this film in my blog, "Good Things About Bad Movies." But I feel a need to place it here on IMDb as well. So here you go: Holy moly, Midnight Mass is a terrible movie. But it's in the category of So-Bad-That-It's-Good. First off, it's Christian propaganda wrapped in the guise of a horror film. And like most Christian propaganda, there's nothing subtle about it. It's about as subtle as Mel Gibson (remember him?). I expected characters to turn and look into the camera and say, "It's up to you to turn this world back to a God-fearing Christian world." They do almost as much.That aside, this film has probably the worst group of actors ever assembled - and i'm including all groups of actors, even third-graders performing a grammar school holiday play. Clearly, it was some Christian group who got a hold of film equipment and money, but decided to do the acting themselves.The two heroes of the film are Gwen, who is referred to as "the town atheist," and her friend Joe, a fallen priest. Will they both find their way back to the church by the film's end? Of course.The story combines the vampire legends with the zombie scenario. Basically, the world is overrun with vampires, and there are very few people left. Society has completely broken down.So how did Gwen, who is on the heavy side, survive this long? Seriously. She seems to have trouble walking. It's both hilarious and painful to watch her move on the screen. Her body seems to be going in several directions at once, and to add to that, she likes to flail her arms around while "acting." And the director (who perhaps subconsciously hated this poor woman) has her running in a couple of scenes, and walking on sand in another scene. And he has her riding a bicycle. Basically he does everything he can to make her look even worse.Every time she's on screen, all i could think was, "How is this one of the few people who have survived?" She never sleeps. She carries no provisions. She has no survival plan. She has no place to hide during the night. In fact, she just wanders around at night when the vampires are out. She has no weapons (except of course for a large cross that she wears, even though she's an atheist - a cross which sometimes disappears for a few scenes, then reappears). And she can't run, or even walk well. She has no skills whatsoever. How has she survived? The only clue we get to her survival is at the beginning of the film, when a group of humans who serve the vampires capture her (easily). They're about to put her in their car, when they see a more attractive blonde and decide to get her instead, figuring they can always come back and get the fat girl later. So basically the vampires aren't interested in her. Poor girl, you get the idea that no one has ever been interested in her.When the characters aren't preaching to the audience (and even sometimes when they are), there are some hilarious lines in this film. Like this line from Gwen: "I'm okay. As okay as I can be sitting in a Catholic church eating stew." And there is a girl, Mickey, who laments that she used to think vampires were cool and that Anne Rice was cool and on and on, but now sees how wrong she was. And then she blurts out, "I never wanted to see a dead baby." Not that we've seen any dead babies on screen or anything, or that any have been mentioned up to now.And it seems that Mickey, before she returned to the church, was involved in a lesbian relationship with one of the vampires' servants. The only thing more frightening to Christians than vampires is of course gay people. But Mickey is over that bit of nastiness and has repented.This movie also has - and this blew me away - a musical montage scene where the priest and the atheist and a few other people clean up the church to restore it to a proper Christian place. They remove corpses and rebuild crosses and on and on - it's like those wonderful 1980s montages where in the span of one song, a group of characters completes some impossible task. I never expected a scene like that in this film.And of course because uptight Christians are really doing their best to hide their repressed desires, there are wonderful twisted sex scenes with flagellation and cutting and fur restraints (which i totally want, by the way). Of course, it's the "bad guys" who engage in such behavior - but it's clear that the filmmakers really enjoyed these scenes. They seemed to take more care on these than on any other scenes. Ah, if only these silly bastards could admit their true desires, the world would be a better place.This insane pile of propaganda was directed Tony Mandile, who also co-wrote the script and even appears as an actor in the film. Ouch. This is the only film Tony directed, amen. And this is the only film that Pamela Karp (who plays Gwen) ever appeared in. Amen again.
iamnessie
This movie is dreadful. It's like a bunch of goth kids got together (probably drunk) and just shot a night of them all hanging out except more fake blood.It opens with a hard to watch montage of news stories. It's really scrambled and i'm not sure why they put it into the film. It looks ugly.It looks like it was shot on a broken camcorder by one of their drunk goth kid friends. The editing is bad as well as the 'special effects'The acting is terrible and completely over the top and it doesn't help that the script is cliché and boring. The atheist main character looks like a dwarf next to the drunkard preacher.It's just a really, really bad movie. It seriously seems like a bunch of goth kids got together and filmed this movie for a couple hundred dollars. Don't waste your time on this crap.They may have had good intentions, but it was still a terrible film.
Faithfully_Red08
OMG! You want me to rate a movie as bad a this sh*t?!?! Nothing can go that low!!! :P This is one of the most horrible horror movies i have ever seen in my life & that is saying something!!!! the acting was so awful you couldn't help but laugh. there were some clever ways of killing the vampire (when one drinks Holy Water & melts from the inside out) i gotta admit that i have NEVER seen that one before only holy water splashed on peoples faces. There are no words to put to how completely awful this movie was, it was a serious waste of my time.... i usually rate my movies on an A-B scaled but Midnight Mass falls so far below the radar that its more or less a "E" for EXTRMELY STUPID!!!!!!! i have only spent the last 3 mins posting this only to warn other people who may want to rent this movie.... I have one word for you.....DON'T!!!!!!!
