AniInterview
Sorry, this movie sucks
VividSimon
Simply Perfect
Protraph
Lack of good storyline.
TrueHello
Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.
juanroberts
Ignore all the other comments, this movie is the best of all time. Never have I seen a shark jump out of water, eat a person, and executes a perfect 180 in mid air only to dive back in the water. This movie was well casted, had brilliant acting, a convincing plot, and an ending leaving you thirsty for more. The only drawback is all of the scantly clad women in the movie. Women on beaches shouldn't be depicted as objects or eye candy. This movie is an awesome indication of future weaponry and how guns can now float in water. The military shop adopt such weaponry. Krystal and I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. If you would like to discuss this movie further hit me up on facebook at Sebron Aikens... As always enjoy this masterpiece of a movie.
Timo Langlotz
From creative use of funds to produce spectacular effects that will seriously wow you to a story that has many twists and turns to stellar acting that makes Citizen Kane look like the local Christmas Panto, this movie really has it all.During my next vacation I am actually planning to visit the location where this movie was shot, just to reminisce and watch the awesome scenery once more.Shakespearian in its plot, this movie takes you on a journey of awe and suspense.This is a very underrated cinematic masterpiece directed by Canadian actor Brett Kelly of Bad Santa fame.
Doctor P P
This movie is tragic, and I have watched every show on Disney junior. the trailer had me in tears because I was laughing so hard. I feel bad for the women acting in this movie, please stay out of any "sequels" the one of a kind "director" has planned. but I have to say the explosions were terrific, something I would say if I was as crazy as this director. this movie is complete and utter trash save your time and not watch it. if you haven't decided yet from seeing the bubble letters in the trailer. Please don't waste your time on this movie I wasted my time on it and that's an hour of my life I will never get back go bake a cake or watch a movie with an actual plot or a movie where the explosions look real and they are necessary have a wonderful day
MartinHafer
Sometimes it's unfortunate that IMDb won't allow a reviewer to give a score lower than 1, as a few films are so utterly crappy that a 1 seems way too generous...such is my feeling towards "Attack of the Jurassic Shark". This film appears inept in just about every way, with amateurish and often annoying acting, incompetent direction, some of the worst CGI I've ever seen (a small plastic shark being moved about by hand wouldn't have been much worse) and a script that is just plain stupid. The film is set on a small island owned by a company. It's restricted so, of course, lots of young people keep appearing there! First, there are the two hot idiots at the beginning of the film, then a group of idiots led by an artistic and really angry dominatrix who is up to something and then a group of really young and stupid folks led by a girl who wants to do an exposé and impress her teacher (how cute!). Each is simply shark-fodder and although they are now SAFELY ON THE ISLAND, they still manage to get eaten! And much of the time they argue...much like you'd expect 13 year-olds to argue. In fact, they argue and whine and spout so much insipid dialog that the audience is praying they get eaten...and fast!The bottom line is that this shark movie is so bad, so stupid and so inept that I could only see someone watching this film with some friends so they can laugh at the awfulness of the production. There is nothing positive I can say about this very stupid film.