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Sun, sea, sex and sand who could want more from a vacation? But how about lost, wet luggage, mystery tour mayhem, nosey neighbours, exploding toilets and perhaps the luckiest middle aged men ever, you get all this and more when you take a holiday on the buses.The 1970's for the British film industry wasn't a great decade, horror films, sex comedies and TV spin offs made up the most of the nation's cinematic output, amongst all these films there were a few diamonds in the rough but by and large most have now been forgotten, much to the delight of those stars still alive today, Joanna Lumley may be absolutely fabulous now but back then was stripping down for the camera. The 1960's had seen sweeping changes in values and social trends and by the end of that decade it seemed we were living in a far more promiscuous society (no safe sex campaigns back then), into this new era came attitudes that today we may cringe at, feminism to many was a joke, sexual preference was still something that could be poked fun at, as was racism, watch certain TV series' from this era and some would probably gasp at what they heard, with language that many would find offensive, it's not that the writers were trying to shock or be crude its just that 'it was a different time' when people had thicker skin, or were less sensitive to others, depending on your point of view but that is a whole different topic that I wont go into here!From this era came the programme On The Buses, a comedy about the staff at a bus station and those around them. The series had begun in 1969 and became so popular that a film version was made in 1971, this followed a film version of another 60's tv comedy series, Till Death Us Do Part which had begun several years earlier in 1965 and by 1969 had also produced a movie spin off, this film, using the same title as the series would go on to become the third biggest hit of the year at the UK box office behind Carry On Camping and Carry On Up The Khyber. The film version of On The Buses, again using the same title as it's series went one step further and became the biggest box office hit of 1971, signalling the start of a wave of tv series spin off movies, Steptoe & Son, Dad's Army, Are You Being Served? and many, many more all tried to capitalise on their television success. The On The Buses (movie) script told of female bus drivers (oh the thought of it) taking on their male counterparts when staff shortages occur at the depot. After the success of the first film a second was released the following year, Mutiny On The Buses and after the success of this second film a third was released a year later, Holiday On The Buses, this film rounded out the film series and was shown six months after the tv series had ended.Personally my favourite of the three films is Holiday On The Buses, Stan our bus buddy now works at a Pontins Holiday Camp after he gets the sack from the bus depot (I wont tell you why), once there he invites his family, mom Mabel, sister Olive, brother in law Arthur and not forgetting nephew little Arthur to visit much to his embarrassment and dismay, even getting to the North Wales holiday camp, Prestatyn to be precise is a bit of an adventure for them and that is just the start of their troubles.His friend Jack continues to chase virtually any young woman in a tight skirt, just how these two middle aged men manage to 'pull' female 'talent' remains a mystery, would a young woman really fancy a cross between Worzle Gummidge and the Pied Piper? (a bit harsh perhaps but you judge for yourself) this perhaps provides some of the comedy and indeed hope to men of a certain age everywhere, if these two are able to go round sleeping with young women, you are in for a chance too! All this activity comes under the watchful eye of inspector Blakey who now has the position of Head Of Security. I have always found the supporting characters in On The Buses funnier than the leads and this film is no exception, Olive get's herself into all sorts of trouble from wading through a river to mistakenly repaint the bedroom she even engages in a bit of bed hopping herself. Mable has a holiday romance with a familiar and rather cleaner than usual faced character from another famous sitcom of the era and tries her hand at ballroom dancing (watching her first attempt should provide a giggle or two) Arthur however it seems is not destined get much relaxation at all in their North Wales Pontins paradise as every time his offspring creates mayhem it is left to him to literallyclean up the mess. Blakey also has love on the cards and even marriage with the local nurse (can you just imagine a baby Blakey?), this however doesn't seem to stop Jack from showing his true selfish colours by having a last minute affair with her, one last fling before she ties the knot, charming, when you think about it, if she's that fed up with him what she marrying him for in the first place? (I never have liked Jack and have often thought he is the villain of the films ) Still, just bite your tongue and remember it was a different time and it's only a film! Stars of the 1970's Queenie Watts (whom an older friend of mine once met at a party, she called him gorgeous and yes she was drunk) and Arthur Mallard turn up as neighbours in the next door chalet which appears to have very thin walls and in a funny example of 'pot calling the kettle black' Queenie announces upon their arrival they're bleedin common' in her most regal of cockney tones.So is the film any good? It certainly has, like it's 'parent' series come in for criticism over the years, due largely to the sexism of the lead characters, well if you are going to watch the film you must remember as said before it is from a different time and is in similar vein to the 'Carry On' films released in the early 1970's and although hints at sex, apart from a brief shot of a woman exposing her breasts the film thankfully doesn't show more than undressing and kissing (can you imagine any of the cast in sex scenes? This is a comedy not a horror remember), there is one homosexual slur when Blakey gets called a 'fairy', a bleedin fairy at that, by Arthur Mallards character. The continuing chasing of women does get a bit repetitive well before the end of the film and although their antics are probably no different to many young men on a Saturday night, I feel if only they had toned it down it could of been a lot better, saying that however there are plenty of funny moments, mainly from the supporting cast to keep the film entertaining enough for its 1 hr 25 min length and as a result I found the film quite enjoyable.
s-woodier
Has anyone realised that Blakey's " Doh!" noises have ripped off by Homer Simpson? This film is a classic slice of realism! Seriously. It is Ken Loach with slapstick. These characters are a true reflection of what it is to be British, not just in the seventies, but now also. Struggling to make ends meet, these characters are present in today's society. I won't have anyone knocking this film as it is not only hilarious but it is also, in an odd way, quite moving, especially with lines like, "We haven't got enough money for grub." People who scoff at this film are, in reality, the film's biggest fans, it's just that they refuse to admit it.
ShadeGrenade
'The Radio Times' gave this film a one-star rating ( meaning 'poor' ) while in the same issue awarding six stars ( meaning 'excellent' ) to the atrocious 'Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who S#####d Me'. The third and last cinematic outing for Stan Butler and co. appeared months after the television series ended. The first two films had come out in the summer, while the third was a Christmas release. The advertising campaign was not as aggressive as the others, which might go some way to explaining its disappointing box office performance. Plans for a fourth picture - 'Still At It On The Buses' - were dropped.Stan and Jack are ( finally ) dismissed from the bus depot and finish up at a surprisingly sunny looking holiday camp in North Wales. As was the case with 'Mutiny', there's a fair amount of product placement, in fact the 'Pontins' name is visible in every other shot. In a mind-bending coincidence, Blakey is there too, as Security Inspector. Arthur Mullard and Queenie Watts play 'Wally' and 'Lil Briggs', their characters from Ronald Wolfe and Ronald Chesney's other hit L.W.T. sitcom 'Romany Jones'. Wilfred 'Steptoe' Brambell crops up as a randy pensioner ( look out for the moment when he slips on the dance floor. Looks accidental to me ).As you'd expect from a film of this type, subtlety is virtually non-existent; the script contains almost every seaside postcard joke written. 'Little Arthur' has aged considerably since his last appearance, meaning we are thankfully spared all those 'potty' gags. I wonder if Sir Fred Pontin was happy to see the name of his business linked to exploding toilets, bare bottoms and randy nurses. If nothing else. 'Holiday' reminds one how poorer the television series was when Reg Varney and Michael Robbins left. It was good to see the cast back for one final romp. Don't watch if you want great comedy, but if you want a good dirty laugh, by all means tune in. Funniest moment - Stan driving under a low bridge, terrifying everyone on the upper deck! Second funniest moment - Stan blowing up the drains with a cigarette end!
paultheflumpgarrett
holiday on the buses is a classic British movie, with plenty of jokes and comic references, this truly is up there with the carry on movies and not forgetting the confession movies. quality 10/10. not too be missed!!!! on the buses, mutiny on the buses and holiday on the buses completes the hat-trick, these films are a must for any fan of the 60's , 70's British movie era. all movies are just over an hour and twenty minutes long, I've been a fan since i was a boy. the story: fired from the bus depot jack and stan go beside the seaside on a holiday camp in wales to run the resorts transport, but when their former inspector blakey turns up as chief security inspector all hell is gonna break loose for stan and jack.
