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Leofwine_draca Harry Alan Towers goes back to Africa to film another low-budget thriller in HIGH EXPLOSIVE, an Angola-set story about a UN team whose job it is to disarm the many land mines littering the countryside. Unfortunately their mission is put into peril by the threat of an imminent rebel attack, and the family ends up fleeing for the Namibian border in order to escape.What this all boils down to is a fairly average chase movie, apparently filmed in South Africa. The whole UN/landmine/hospital set-up is quickly dispersed with in favour of endless footage of the characters driving, flying a plane, or generally trying to evade the rebels, who are trying their hardest to kill them. There's no more to it than that.The workmanlike direction is courtesy of Timothy Bond, a seasoned TV director, while the cast is headlined by an out-of-shape Patrick Bergin, barely recognisable from his ROBIN HOOD days. Desiree Nosbusch - star of the cult '80s German film TRANCE - plays his wife, while lingerie model Nina Muschallik is his daughter, expectedly parading around in a tight-fitting, low cut top. The supporting cast is composed entirely of authentic African actors. Sadly, the general shoddy, cheap feeling of the production means that it's a film that's hard to like, although kudos for Towers for continuing to knock such films out in his elder years.

Comeuppance Reviews Apparently in Angola, buried mines are a serious problem. There has been a civil war going on for over 30 years between the government and the rebels. American Jack Randall (Bergin) and his annoying jerk son Tom (Petronijevic) are working there trying to discover the mines under the ground and deactivate them. A local named Gabriel (Lovinga) and the token hot chick, Kat (Muschallik) are helping them out. When the rebels get out of control and become dangerous, the group must flee to the Namibian border, along with Kat's mother, a physician named Hildy (Nosbusch). An evildoer named, of all things, VanDamm (Roberts) is acting as General to the rebels. With mines aplenty and danger at every turn, will our heroes reach safety? Don't be tricked by the title or box art. You'd think a movie called "High Explosive" would be awesome, right? Instead, it's a weak, boring, tame tale, and you've seen it all before a thousand times. It seems like a TV movie commissioned by Amnesty International or even the wretched UN. There's no excitement, and you don't really care what happens to the characters. Especially the super-irritating son (which is just a cliché by now that the filmmakers naturally stepped into) who gives Esteban Powell a serious run for his money. Sure, there are some blow-ups, and maybe a violent incident or two, but they can't possibly hope to make up for this tough sit.While this did pre-date The Hurt Locker (2008) in terms of its subject matter, as is so often the case we can say "Dolph did it first!" in his African mine-sweeping movie Sweepers (1998). Even though that's not one of Dolph's best, it's a masterpiece compared to this, and if you must see one African mine-sweeping movie, see Sweepers.Of course the main baddie (who's not in it enough, established well enough, evil enough, or dealt with properly enough) is blonde - that's a nice shortcut to tell the world you've got an evildoer on your hands. But despite being a ruthless, sadistic dictator, he's partial to breaking out his electric guitar and rockin' out all by himself. When VanDamm (groan) did this, it proved to be a movie highlight. We know, it's not saying much. But the forces of good are led by an equally weak force - Patrick Bergin is just an odd choice for the "action hero" role, as he's looking a bit chunky with his expanding gut, as well as his hat with the comically wide brim.Sure there are flaws galore, but it's shot well so there's some semblance of quality, at least visually. But there are problems infesting everywhere else in this slog. One of the main problems is that they tried to split the difference and came up with nothing: As a PSA-like politically-correct cautionary tale, there's too much violence to show in schools, and as an action movie, it feels mishandled and watered-down. So there's nothing for any side to grab on to. So the best you can really say about High Explosive is that...it's a movie. It's definitely a movie, but, eh.Then after some portentous narration about how hidden mines are disemboweling innocent children, the credits roll with a wildly happy, upbeat and sprightly tune, "Dancing In the Moonlight" by Wozani. It seems odd and inappropriate. Especially in light of the loss of limbs. But Gabriel is definitely a fan, as he dances to the song earlier in the film.A computer game of Minesweeper would be more entertaining than this movie.

an0nym1985 High explosive, is a normal action movie. It could have been better, if the screenplay had been overworked for two or three more times and if a star like Arnold Schwarzenegger would have been starring in it.The film is about two UN-Workers, who do their job in a very dangerous country. Suddenly a civil war breaks out and they have to escape. But a corrupt soldier wants to catch them. You see, the idea of the film is good, but the story should have been overworked.The best actor/actress in this film is Nina Muschallik. 'Cause she looks really sexy (what makes the film much better ^^), but the actors aren't very convincing at all. I think they should collect some more experience.This film contains some nice special effects, as its title promises. The explosions and stunts are really grate, one could compare them with the ones of the best Hollywood-movies.I can't tell you more about this movie, but I can recommend it to all the fans of explosive Action-movies.

dwpollar 1st watched 5/19/2001 - 3 out of 10 (Dir-Timothy Bond): Weak production and acting in what could have been an interesting story. This is basically about experts in disarming mines working in Algeria where there are thousands of mines placed by rebel forces to help their cause in a long 30-year war that they have been having with the government. The problem is that this Canadian production really had no strong actors or actresses to pull this off and make it interesting. Half the way through I was ready for the movie to be over. If you would take this same setting with the same basic story with a good director, and actors who worked hard at their parts it could have been an interesting look into a country whose lifestyle is not explored often, but do we get this? No way dudes!! These "hoseheads" didn't do what they needed to make it work, eh...