2hotFeature
one of my absolute favorites!
Spoonatects
Am i the only one who thinks........Average?
Blake Rivera
If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.
Logan
By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.
Meredith Tanner
This movie is hilariously awful. Everyone who had anything to do with it should be ashamed of themselves. Ashamed! (Especially Ice-T, who doesn't just embarrass himself, but actually disgraces his entire bloodline.)You got your bad acting. You got your ridiculous costumes. You got your gratuitous (and I mean really, really gratuitous) boobs. You got your completely incoherent script. You got your totally random mutant Frankenstein's monster type thing. In one scene, our heroes load up on firepower; in the next, they have to fight bad guys hand to hand; two minutes later, they're armed and dangerous again. The plot hangs together about as tightly as a group of divas forced to share a dressing room. And my god, the exposition! You got your tragic heroes, of course. A guy whose wife and daughter were murdered by the bad guys and spends a lot of time brooding about it. Another guy whose brother is murdered before his eyes by the bad guys in one of the early scenes and spends about five minutes throwing a tantrum before apparently forgetting all about it in the heady rush of beating dudes up. And I especially like how these two stumble across the female lead just lying there under a tree. They roll her over, she wakes up, and what do you know, it turns out the bad guys killed her sister! Coincidence... or conspiracy?And of course, there's also a scientist whose family is being held prisoner by the bad guys. Because I guess they ran out of fake blood or something.You will laugh uncontrollably at -- well, pretty much everything, actually. "Lucifer," the big bad guy? Top-notch comedy. Seriously. You'll love his minion, too. This movie is so preposterous, even stupid ignorant people will find mistakes to laugh at. I won't ruin it for you, but just wait till you hear what Alexis says about the syringe of her sister's blood. I will, however, ask if anybody -- anybody -- can explain to me why there was whalesong playing in the Death Valley scene. Anyone? Bueller? I laughed so hard I got a headache. I think I would rather chew off my own arm than watch this movie again.I give it two thumbs up the ass. Highly, highly recommended.
lukenj
Rent it, watch it with your friends, laugh your heads off, and then give it a rating of 1. I want to see this turkey on the bottom 100 films list ASAP! Honestly, there are two performances (by the two surviving heroes) that are not absolutely terrible. Every other person involved in this film should be ashamed. Poor Ice- T, I don't know how his agent let him do it. The plot and dialog are unconvincing and poorly conceived. The title song is atrocious. The pyrotechnics are mediocre, but they remain one of GANGLAND's few assets. At least when something is blowing up, there is a moment of hope when you can imagine that one of the scenery-chewing characters has just met his maker. Of course, even if he has, this slap-dash production can't afford not to give the amateur actor in question another role. A friend of mine put it best when he called this production "a porno without the porn." Enjoy the painfully pretentious interviews on the DVD.
drgreenthumb676
I had a blast laughing at this movie. Every bit of dialogue makes you cringe, each action scene is progressively worse than the last, and the entire cast is awful. All of the women look and sound like the boring beginning of a long Cinemax porno movie, and all of the men, all of them, in every scene, seem like they are trying to hold themselves back from kissing and having sex with each other. Sasha Mitchell is the worst actor I've ever seen in my life. His acting repertoire consists of two personalities: goofy laid-back frat boy, and hammy over-dramatic angry Jean Claude Van Damme wannabe. In conclusion, everybody involved with the making of this movie (except for Ice-T, who I have absolutely no idea how he got involved with this thing in the first place) needs to die.
Tom Smith
The heroes are good actors (I'm a big Kathleen Kinmont fan) but they're surrounded by bad guys who never went to acting school and a director who couldn't have cared and simply slept through the filming. The movie had potential, the director failed miserably.