Freaktana
A Major Disappointment
Humaira Grant
It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.
Aubrey Hackett
While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.
Zlatica
One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.
michaelsaunders
I'm reading all of these neg. reviews. Why? Were people expecting a blockbuster? This movie was pretty entertaining because I went in with the expectations of a low-budget film. Story is unique and is a throwback to my fave 80's acting films.I assume this was the director's first film and I'm excited to see what he can do with a larger budget. I found this film on a streaming site so the quality wasn't the greatest unfortunately. Acting was to be expected. As other have said, it appears as though actors got more comfortable/had more stuff to work with at the end of the film. The shootout scene at the start of the film was a highlight. Seems like the bulk of the budget was put into that scene.
Joe Carlson
How do I hate this movie? Let me count the ways... (Sorry, Ms. Browning) ...This movie is a steaming, stinking, bloated pile of ca ca and I'm sure some one is going to come along and condemn me for saying this. All I ask of a movie is that it entertain me, but if that doesn't happen in the first fifteen minutes, it's dead to me. The 'acting' makes 'Snakes On A Plane' look Shakespearian in comparison (and I'm referring to the acting of the snakes, not the humans) the story is muddled, befuddled, addled, and atrocious. Even the popcorn in the theater was lousy that day. A day at the dentist who drills without Novocaine would have been preferable.
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This movie is so morbidly bad, its not even funny. It feels like someone is trying to punk you and see how long you will last watching it. Everything, and I cant stress this enough - everything - is just horrible in this 'movie'.Casting, acting, writing, camera work, and music are so bad, its not even funny. You can only cringe so much until you just press stop and you cant take this insult on your senses any longer.I don't need any more lines to convey this message.
largopiano1
OK,I have to write a minimum of 10 lines, so here goes.I wish I could review this movie in a word or two, but that's not possible.Here are a few words that I could use.Garbage, stinks on ice, very very bad, waste of time, one of the worst movies to ever have been made.Acting...see above paragraph.Direction, who knows. With a script like this, and the brainless actors, who knows.Being a musician, I usually enjoy the back-round score. Here, our composer did the best he could with the trash he was given to work with.It always amazes me that crap like this gets the bucks to fund it.I guess our hero's all slept with the producers more than once.The only enjoyment this vomit of a film gave me, is writing this review.I hope this review lets you spend an hour and a half of your life watching something better.Hell, with this movie, anything you watch would be better.