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Lucia Ayala It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

gavin6942 A military cadet who happens to be a social outcast (Clint Howard) taps into a way to summon demons and cast spells on his tormentors through his computer.What a strange film this is. A military academy, a long-dead occult priest, a computer that taps into Satan's power, flesh-eating pigs... and somehow, though not necessarily well, this all makes some kind of sense.Although a generally enjoyable movie, it may be a bit too hyped by its fans. There is that 1980s fun to it, and it was exquisite gore that should be experienced at least one (easily rivaling what Tom Savini did for "Maniac"). And Clint Howard is incredible (especially alongside R. G. Armstrong). But the build up is really slow, and it could have been edited down by a good five minutes or more... the payoff is great, but it requires more than a little patience. This is not a "slow burn", but a lukewarm crawl at best.

Red-Barracuda An army cadet is bullied by four other students and some authority figures. One day he is sent to clean the old church basement as a punishment and, while there, he finds a secret room which contains an ancient Satanic Mass book. He discovers that passages from it can reincarnate a 16th century Satanist called Esteban. Using a computer, he revives Esteban and has bloody revenge on all those from the academy who have wronged him.Evilspeak was another early 80's horror movie that found itself onto the UK video nasty list. These were the films considered so offensive that they threatened the moral fabric of Britain back in the day. As a result it was banned and, naturally, has benefited ever since from the notoriety. Like most on that list it's difficult to understand what all the fuss was about with this one. If anything it proves that the censors back then were a spectacularly over-sensitive and humourless group of people. Because it's well-nigh impossible to see how they could have thought anyone could have taken this film seriously enough to then go out and commit acts of violence. This is a film about a possessed computer after all. It features a horde of man-eating pigs and has a climax where the hero floats through the air wielding a big sword. To my knowledge, none of these things has ever cropped up in the news in the years since Evilspeak was released.How is it as a film? It's fun, if nothing too impressive. It takes it's time to get to the horror stuff to be fair, although this does allow for more character development. The main guy Cling Howard (Ron's brother) is pretty decent and is a guy that's easy to root for. The film is essentially a nerd revenge flick and the bullies are an appalling bunch of cretins. So you are willing them to be dispensed with in as nasty a way as possible. And to be fair, the climax is pretty good with all manner of gory mayhem ensuing. Evilspeak is kind of a hybrid of Carrie with early 80's computer technology…with demon pigs thrown in for good measure. It's one of those horror films from the time that is kind of crazed but pretty imaginative, so it's easy to get onside with this one.

merklekranz Clint Howard is a military academy cadet who is constantly being belittled and picked on by a group of his peers. Coopersmith, Howards character is extremely likable, and elicits plenty of sympathy, so when he gets his revenge it is very satisfying. There is a lot of hocus pocus relating to his computerized demonic possession, but once he gets down to business, it is so bizarre and laughable that you have to love it. The strongest point about "Evilspeak" is nothing, and I mean nothing can be taken seriously. Thus the possessed rampaging piggies, and flying Coopersmith, are simply part of the fun. Recommended as over the top entertainment. - MERK

Mysterious-Sunset Evilspeak is a 1981 horror film which was classed as a "Video Nasty" here in the UK, meaning it was originally banned from release. Is it such a bad thing that the main reason this film came to my attention and sought it out was because of that fact? The film starts with a brief introduction set sometime during the Spanish inquisition, as satanist Esteban and his followers are banished from the land. The scene then changes to present day 1981 America, at West Andover Military Academy and we're thrust into the middle of a football game about to be lost mainly due to Stanley Coopersmith's errors.The coach talks to the principle about dropping Stanley from the team to improve results, but is denied so decides to take things into his own hands... or should I say the hands of four jocks on the football team who are also fed up with Coopersmith's mistakes. He strongly hints to them that if Stanley were to have some kind of "Accident" then he would be unable to play anymore, solving both their problems. The four take up the coach on his proposal, and proceed to make Stanley's life then on a living hell.After turning up to class late one too many times, Stanley is assigned to to clear up the Academy's chapel as punishment. There he meets "Sarge", an old, depressed, quick tempered drunk who lives in the chapel to maintain it. As Stanley explores the basement of the chapel he comes across an undiscovered room full of creepy looking statues, ancient books with pictures of devils and the like. One book somehow grabs his attention, the one that Esteban held at the start of the film which you'd know if you've been paying attention up to this point, he grabs it and quickly gets the hell out of there after being spooked.While all this is happening, the reverend is explaining to a minor character along with the audience that the whole academy is built on the land Esteban presided hundreds of years ago. Stanley then delves into the book, using the academy's computers to translate the Latin text. The rest of the film shows Stanley go through life at the academy, while leading a sort of double life as he comes closer to completing the ritual. The chapel basement becomes a sort of safe place for him, no matter how dark and eerie it looks to the viewer.As a character, Stanley gains your sympathy and respect as you see what he has to put up with from the other characters throughout the film. While the other teens are there for going off the rails or misbehaving, we find out Stanley is there as an orphan as his parents died in an accident when he was younger. In other words, Stanley has more depth as a character than the entire cast of "Friday The 13th" put together. The characters in 'Evilspeak' are there for more than just to be killed in as many ways as possible like your typical slasher, you connect to them on an emotional level more.When you see Stanley's puppy get stabbed by Bubba, the main bully and antagonist, you really feel disgust and resentment towards him. ...Yes, a puppy does get killed in this film, although it isn't shown directly of course. Is it unnecessary violence? Maybe, but this film is called 'Evilspeak', not 'Cute puppy dogs and rainbows' and the scene does fit in with the theme of the film.Like in 'The Omen', animals are used for some horror scenes as they become possessed by the evil force Stanley is tapping into. To be more specific, the swine at the academy's farm, who take particular objection to Esteban's book being tampered with when it comes into the hands of the secretary. This climaxes in a scene where a few of the demon pigs burst uninvited into the secretary's bathroom, while she's still in a towel fresh from the shower in what might be a small nod to 'Psycho'. They then happily rip her apart in the bathtub. The pigs, for the three parts of the film they star in are mostly convincing, especially at the end as they seem quite aggressive and hungry for flesh.The music is good as a whole, as it sets the mood and atmosphere pretty well. It's not the best score I've heard in a horror film but it did its job.Apart from a decapitation at the start, 'Evilspeak' really hadn't been too bad of a film in terms of body count and gore. But don't be fooled, the whole film builds to a spectacular finish of blood at the end: think 'Carrie', but with a large sword. Overall, although it was ultimately predictable, I enjoyed 'Evilspeak' for the most part. As I'm quite a big fan of horror films, most of the so called "horror films" released these days are so cliché and contrived they depress me more than anything else. So although 'Evilspeak'wasn't about a haunted house, or someone getting killed every five minutes, I'd happily say it was a successful horror film. It had characters you could connect with, villains you start to hate, suspenseful moments, gore and good acting all round.6/10