Cubussoli Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

BootDigest Such a frustrating disappointment

Exoticalot People are voting emotionally.

Curapedi I cannot think of one single thing that I would change about this film. The acting is incomparable, the directing deft, and the writing poignantly brilliant.

Michael_Elliott Dr. Moreau's House of Pain (2004) * (out of 4) Eric Carson (John Patrick Jordan) goes looking for his brother who has gone missing after visiting Dr. Moreau (Jacob Witkin). Pretty soon he sees the horrible creations caused by the doctor as well as getting lucky with the sexy panther woman (Lorielle New).DR. MOREAU'S HOUSE OF PAIN is pretty much what you'd expect out of a low-budget movie from Charles Band. If you're familiar with Band's work then you should know what to expect here. You've basically got a very low-budget movie that is "borrowing" from countless other films. Obviously this one here is a take-off on the H.W. Wells but one shouldn't be expecting anything like previous versions of the story.The film's small budget seems to have had most of the money spent on the actual look of the film. It's quite colorful and I must admit that it looked rather good. The biggest problem with the film is its overall tone, which is just bad and not all that entertaining. Even worse are some of the special effects and the creatures just aren't all that believable. Even worse is that you really just don't care about the lead character, his brother or any of his problems.I will say that the one saving grace was the performance by New. Obviously she's a very beautiful woman and her nude scenes are a welcome but I thought she was also good in the role.

andrewpgillies As I said to the person I watched this film with at 3 am on the Horror Channel, 'I hope the one guy getting his jollies to this film is enjoying it, because there has clearly been some money thrown at this film!'I am amazed that enough people who were competent to make a medium budget movie thought that this film was a good idea.I can't believe that actual legal tender was thrown at something that, surely, only about 100 people worldwide would find erotic.Of all of the films of the 1940's, I don't think that there could have been a worse choice for porno adaptation, this era of filmmaking is ripe for pornographic-plundering;Assablanca? That could work.A Beef Encounter, the plot just writes itself!A version of The Stranger where Orson Welles sits on his hand for half an hour prior to visiting Rosie Palm and her five lovely daughters? A bit niche, but surely it has broader appeal than this?Honestly, if I had $300,000 riding on people being turned on by my adaptation of a movie, you can be damn sure that I wouldn't gamble on people being turned on by cheap looking manimals, and (SPOILER ALERT) a lady with the worst fake breasts I have ever seen!I give it 3 points for being so incredibly stupid that it becomes good!

boristheblade7 I cannot imagine how any sane human being could enjoy this film. Its insane crappiness induces vomiting. A man with giant knees would make more sense than the monsters in this film. Don't get me wrong, I like my share of cheesy movies, but this one was just too awful even for me. I watched this movie hoping for a fun and amusing horror flick. What I received was one of the worst moments in my life. At one point during the movie I convinced myself that if the movie did not end in less than 10 minutes, i would jam a fork in my eye. I urge anyone who finds this film on a store shelf to buy it, break it into 1000 tiny pieces, and scatter them across the ocean. If not for me, do it for the children.

Dr. Gore *SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*This one was love at first sight. I saw some sort of humanoid pig creature holding a knife on the front of the video box. He made me look closer. The title took it over the top. There was no way I was going to miss a potential classic piece of B-cinema called "Dr. Moreau's House of Pain". This party had to happen. So I rented it.A guy and two girls decide to tail a wild blonde. They're after a big story or something. Anyway, they all end up at the "House of Pain". It seems the good doctor has been experimenting with animal and people parts to make "Manimals". He's pleased to find some fresh meat thrown his way. He's already created Pigboy, Dogface and Catwoman. Pigboy and Dogface are the muscle and Catwoman is the sex bomb. He throws the guy to his horny pussycat and wants the ladies to help placate his other beasts. Catwoman, (Loriele New), makes this party happen. She is dedicated to B-movie perfection. While the other women shamelessly kept their clothes on, Loriele got down to business. She was either naked or lounging around in her underwear throughout the entire movie. I'm not exaggerating. She was a wild woman. Grrrr...Loved it."Dr Moreau's House of Pain" is a pretty decent B-flick. Everybody ends up at the House of Pain and the blood and guts start flowing. I enjoyed myself.