BootDigest
Such a frustrating disappointment
TrueHello
Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.
Voxitype
Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.
Roman Sampson
One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.
BA_Harrison
A late entry in the minor horror sub-genre known as 'melt movies', Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown is Troma at its most puerile: 100 minutes of crass lunacy on a low, low budget, with a ridiculous plot, screwy characters and more melon-heavy breasts than you can shake a uranium rod at. You either dig this stuff, or like me, struggle to find the appeal.Set in Tromaville, New Jersey, the film sees Roger Smith (Brick Bronsky)-high-school reporter at Tromaville Tech and owner of a ponytail mullet-investigating strange goings on at the power plant owned by the Nukamama Corporation. While on the case, Roger falls for sexy Victoria (Leesa Rowland), unaware that she is a subhumanoid, the result of experiments at the plant conducted by Professor Holt (Lisa Gaye).Z-grade melt effects, a morbidly obese man in biker/bondage gear, hundreds of shame-free extras in crazy outfits, a 'man in a monster suit' mutant squirrel, a dumb cameo from Troma cult figure Toxie, a diabolical theme song: I could feel my IQ dropping as I watched.2/10, purely for the fun stop-motion creatures, including a flying fish-baby!
Bodo
Inside a nuclear power plant built on top of a high school, the Nukamama corporation creates a breed of so-called "subhumanoids". These slaves are supposed to serve their masters, but a malfunction leads many of them to "melt down". Chaos ensues and some radioactive waste transforms a squirrel into a projectile-vomiting urinating giant that wreaks havoc on Tromaville.Well..... it's a Troma movie; do we expect any better? (or worse?) This movie is just plain fun, fast-paced "plot" development, lots of funky characters and slapstick jokes, lots of multi-colored liquids, vomit, and abundant sexploitation. Here's a few memorable quotes to give you a feel for the movie:"I've never fed squirrels with a girl before - I didn't know what I was missing""Just because Victoria had lips on her belly, didn't stop me from loving her"These quotes should help to gauge your expectations :)
patl1973
I love the original Class.... and also love the original Toxic Avenger. It's a fine line, but but they crossed it and went to cheesy and annoying. The lead is VERY annoying as is most of this movie. The Toxie sequels are kind of on the same lines as this...but back on track now with Toxie 4. I wish they'd do a sequel to Class like they did with Toxie 4 and disregard the crap fest sequels. Again there's a fine line between cheesy fun and annoying crap. This is annoying crap. Lloyd hit the mark again with Toxie 4, and I wish he'd do Class the same justice!! He can do it, I have faith! The second and third of this series are no fun stinkers. There's all the stapled of great exploitation here, but it's just not fun. Lloyd please make this right!!!
Darth-Helmet
A couple of years after the original movie, Tromaville has gotten a new university merged with the nuclear power plant called "The Tromaville Institute of Technology ( a.k.a. TIT)" and it seems like a perfect place to have campus life with booze, hot chicks who wear bikinis, and being yourself. However a scientist named Professor Holt ( Lisa Gaye) has been creating humanoid beings out of chemicals called Sub-Humanoids who are perfect for slavery, pleasure and to serve people but however they are different than the average normal human being as they have second mouths for bellybuttons and they would sometimes go into meltdown into slimy gooey little creatures if they hurt people. Ace reporter Roger Smith ( Brick Bronsky) is on the verge to find out about the secret of who is behind these sub-humanoids even if he falls for one.Weak but fun sequel to the 1986 cult trash classic from Troma with the usual knockers, self referential material, nudity, and gross out humor with it. I did however thought that girl Roger falls for is a total hottie even though her character had a mouth on her stomach, if your in the mood for goofy no-brain fun then watch this if you liked the original.