Contentar Best movie of this year hands down!

Invaderbank The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

Ricardo Daly The story-telling is good with flashbacks.The film is both funny and heartbreaking. You smile in a scene and get a soulcrushing revelation in the next.

Cheryl A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

mooncat335 We found this for a pound in our local video shop, and I'm not sure it was even worth that! The story focuses on Ray, a work-hard-play-hard fighter from LA and his two homies, 'Philthy' Phil and self-proclaimed 'wigger' Rick. All three of these inexplicably speak in rhyme and spend the first half of the film chatting up women with their corny rapping skills. Enter Tina, a comically dressed young woman who has just escaped from her abusive boyfriend. Falling for Ray, then finding out that she's pregnant with her ex's baby(or a cushion...), the pair decided to get married and make a go of it. The film then becomes a completely different film where we are privy to Ray and Tina's already failing marriage, Tina's ex's adventures in a mental institution, Ray's 'well meaning' infidelity, and his irritating friends foibles. The final showdowns consist of Ray beating up a group of about ten men (One of which is sporting a 'Genuine Mickey Mouse' sweater) then chasing Tina's baby-stealing ex up to the top of the building. Although the final fight goes on far too long, the best part comes when John the ex places Tina's baby (a rubber doll) on the floor and Ray accidentally tramples on in when he goes to fight him. All the acting, sound quality, production values, sets, and music could not be worse, but if you want a laugh when you're drunk, this is the film for you!

James Marquette How amazing are the raps in this film!!! Also I found that Philthy Phil is one hell of a man, not only did he write the songs, appear, edit, produce and direct but I think he did every other job with his video camera. I swear that when they made this film they said, "hey lets go into a charity shop, buy all the clothes, plus a pink frisby. Now lets get all our mates and their mates and put them in front of my video camera. The best parts of this film are how MC Kung fu manages to get into fights with various people who just shout abuse! Every other person starts a fight with him, its hilarious. The guy in the dojo is good who's wearing a mickey mouse club t-shirt, and the way MC Kung fu raps to chat girls up has really helped me with girls, they all think I'm disabled. This film is one of the unintentionally hilarious films I've seen in my life, I don't think I've lost so much bodily fluid crying with laughter. Make more!

Obi_Will_Kenobi How can something this bad be this good!?!?!No budget + Dire acting + Comical fight scenes = City DragonThis film had me and my mates laughing our smelly little socks off for hours! at first i thought it was just the alcohol but on second viewing (in a more sober state) it was even funnier! The star of the show "MC Kung fu" is one of the all time great comic actors but the thing is... He's trying to be serious! He looks like a cross between Sly Stallone and a Michael Jackson's latest attempt at a face. and to top it off he has a hair cut that i'm sure he borrowed from a member of Duran-Duran.MC Kung Fu spends his days starting fights with strangers for reasons such as stepping on his ice cream and ... wait for it ... spilling his Pepsi! Chatting up girls via the medium of rap! with such poetic rhymes such as "Tina, Tina, My African Queena" and "your so sweet even diabetes wouldn't stop me overdosing on you!"He also enjoys wearing fingerless gloves, vests, and suit jackets with some of the biggest shoulder pads you'll ever see on a 32 inch screen!The film was clearly made on a budget of £3.50 but thats the best thing about it. the shaky sets, the "hot new night clubs" with only 3 extras in the background, the fact that they couldn't cast anyone with any acting talent!It is without a doubt the funniest thing I've ever seenSeriously I'm pleading with you RENT IT, BUY IT, BORROW IT, STEAL IT JUST PLEASE WATCH THIS FILM!!!!!!!!

bil101ez73 Where do I begin to comment on such a masterpiece?! This is the funniest kung-fu movie EVER!!! Anyone named MC Kung Fu has my vote, for what, that is a different story. This awful Kung Fu wannabe couldn't fight his way out of a paperback, but the choreographed fighting scenes are historical beyond belief. MC fights everyone and there mother (it looks as if one of the bad guys is Howard Stern, could it be him?). With such characters as Philthy Phil, Ray, and Queen Mary (yes a man!) this is a must have in your cheap DVD collection.The single best part of this movie is Philthy Phil. The name says it all. He is a rapping fool with a great dance and rap scene with his big hit that no one has ever heard, "Night Swim". What a classic, I hope someone remakes it soon.This movie is definitely worth watching for a huge laugh.