Grimerlana Plenty to Like, Plenty to Dislike

GrimPrecise I'll tell you why so serious

Loui Blair It's a feast for the eyes. But what really makes this dramedy work is the acting.

Staci Frederick Blistering performances.

manimal347 Why all the hate? I think it is a brilliant film, well worth the rental price. When my VHS tape wears out (cheap vcrs's..), I'll probably buy the DVD! So yes, it's juvenile. Maybe your too old too like the film? The only real complaint I have about the film is that all the computer related plot stuff is about ten years out of date! Only real nerds will get half the stuff now adays, like Usenet and SLIP accounts.About the content, yeah, it is pretty ribald. Lots of masturbation humour and TNA galore. Kinda like super soft core porn, sans X rating.In any case this film is the perfect rental for a horny B-movie loving fifteen year old.

coasters2k Imagine back to when you were 11 years old. Now imagine if you were given a $200 camcorder, permission to film in your parent's garage and on their front lawn, the incredible special effects of a kaleidoscope, and a few 'actresses' taken straight off the 'Girls Gone Wild: Too Ugly to Air' video. It's feasible that the end result could be better than this horrible waste of VHS tapes and DVD discs. Let me precede this by stating that I usually enjoy bad movies. Low budget, horribly written films often entertain me albeit if only by unintentional comedic value. That said, Cheerleader Ninjas is a movie that's not only terrible, it's also not the least bit entertaining or humorous. Not only did I not laugh once, but a good portion of the film was spent of me asking, 'What the hell is going on?' To say there were plot holes would be inferring that there was a plot, and it's obvious there isn't one.I acknowledge that the movie wasn't meant to be taken serious, but it couldn't even pull that off right. Not one second of this 96 minute torture device was funny, and the 'writers' seemed to know it (you have to use the term 'writer' loosely here, for it insinuates that the movie was written before filmed). To get a minimal amount of the audience to sit through it, they wrote in pointless fantasy scenes in which a random girl takes her top off for whatever reason. Not to mention Kangaroo Jack has been beaten for the number of fart jokes within a movie, for Cheerleader Ninjas has one in *EVERY SINGLE SCENE*.In conclusion, do not see this movie. Yes it's a bad movie, yes it's a horrific atrocity of a movie, but not the good way. Most bad movies are so bad they in fact become entertaining, but this one failed even in that way. Instead it relies on fart jokes, boobs, and an inane storyline about the internet or something. The hour and a half spent watching Cheerleader Ninjas could better be spent in a number of more enjoyable ways: sleeping, staring into the sun, playing Russian roulette, etc… Do. Not. See. This. Movie.

sc_tobit11 I am one of those people that rent disgustingly bad movies in order to laugh at them and poke fun at them, a la Mystery Science Theater 3000. But with this film, even that level of mockery was unattainable. Sometimes there are humorous plot-holes or intentional nuances that are laughable. It's really okay to make a movie with stupid story-lines on purpose; Troma Films made it an art by producing classics such as "Cannibal: The Musical" and "Redneck Zombies". But sometimes it can fail, even Troma did it with "Tromeo and Juliet". "Cheerleader Ninjas" had a similar fate. It tried so hard that I couldn't even laugh at its attempt to make a movie. If you want a movie with an obvious intent to be bad, rent one of the Austin Powers sequels or a campy Troma Production, don't waste $2.50 on this piece of garbage.

inoxius This is some of the worst crap I have ever layed my eyes on... I think that a 5 year old in kindergarden could write a better script, and that using only charcole and paint.It's movies (or is it even a movie?) like this who makes people download movies from the net. Had I bought the movie, I would have been sad for the rest of my life (Yes, It's THAT bad.....)But if i should come up with something thats "good" about this movie, it must be the reference to Star Trek and the shirts the "Geeks" are wearing.Now I'm off watching Zombies 94 or Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer (Hey at least it's got a point ;-)