Matrixston
Wow! Such a good movie.
ThrillMessage
There are better movies of two hours length. I loved the actress'performance.
ChanFamous
I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.
Jakoba
True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.
gavin6942
A young woman who works in a beauty parlor (Candice Rialson) discovers that her vagina can talk, which causes her no end of trouble.Although American International Pictures may be best known for their low budget horror and Roger Corman films, they were not afraid to make a quick buck here or there from something a bit racier. And this is definitely racy. While not the "soft-core pornography" that some have labeled it, the lead actress is naked for a good portion of the film and the very plot simply cannot be PG.Unlike vagina dentata, whatever happened to Penelope is hard to explain -- apparently her female parts not only have a voice (and hence vocal chords, a tongue, and whatnot) but also eyes and ears, because Virginia seems to know a whole lot about what is being said and done around her...Candice Rialson has something of her own interesting history. While she did some real acting, such as in "The Eiger Sanction" (1975) and "Logan's Run" (1976), she ended up getting typecast as a "sex kitten" and ultimately died prematurely at age 54. As an odd consolation, Quentin Tarantino based a character off of her in "Jackie Brown", no doubt in part inspired by "Chatterbox".Director Tom DeSimone is the ultimate mystery, and no one seems to even know how old he is. He started out in adult films, moved to exploitation, and then rose to horror, making a few memorable flicks (most notably "Hell Night" with Linda Blair). How he was able to transition to legitimate director is beyond me, but well played, good sir.
mrnobano
One day while walking down the street, I came across a homeless Chinese man masturbating to the cover art of Chatterbox (1977). I suddenly became curious and immediately rented this abomination. Now I have a new goal in life. Find that oriental, and shove this movie in his anus.Chatterbox (1977) can best be described as a vagina burping out feces. It is a simple movie of a talking vagina. After about 5 seconds of hearing it you laugh. Then the rest of the movie is an uninspired bore fest. Their is no humor afterward. Its no different than watching an Indian taking a dump, but for 90 minutes. Just a waste of time and will only result in taking out your brain and replacing it with stupid.While watching this diarrhea, one begins to come up with many questions. What does the talking vagina look like? How does it talk? Does the talking vagina have eyes? Does the talking vagina need to eat, or urinate? Does the talking vagina have reproductive parts of its own? If it does, does that make the talking vagina have a gender? What if their was a male talking vagina and a female talking vagina. Could they mate and create a strange mutated vagina? If the talking vagina dies, does the host also die? Does the talking vagina have a soul? If you were having sex with the woman with the talking vagina, could the vagina eat the penis?From watching Chatterbox (1977) my IQ lowered a bit and I ask stupid questions. Big picture, pass this junk up. Their is no entertainment to be had here. You know the vagina talks, that is it. Laugh it up at that ridiculous idea and move along. Go watch Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence (1991) or something.
christopher_scott_camero
This was an awful movie. But that's what I expected when I rented it. For me the highlight of the movie was in one scene where the boom mic actually swings down into frame. It's been so long since I've seen it, I can't even remember what the major conflict of the movie was, I do however remember the climactic ending featuring not only our protagonist's vagina singing, but it was also joined in a duet with the major love interest's penis. Again, unless you are doing what i did when i rented it (which was looking for a bad movie to make fun of) then don't waste your time. Don't rent or buy this movie.
mdiagirl
Wow! What a horrible movie! It's so bad, it's funny. If you really want to see something that is -A) In poor tasteB) Contains REALLY bad actingC) Makes you want to scream ...then this is your movie! It's not a film you will forget any time soon.