Dotsthavesp I wanted to but couldn't!

CommentsXp Best movie ever!

Roxie The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

Curt Watching it is like watching the spectacle of a class clown at their best: you laugh at their jokes, instigate their defiance, and "ooooh" when they get in trouble.

djderka I gave it two because of the hot models ruining around with tank top cleavage and short skirts.To think Herzog, Winders, Fassbinder, Lang, all came from Germany and now this awful film. Hard to believe. The writer seems enjoy chicks running around screaming, which I believe the screams were dubbed anyway.Other reviews are right, Wrong Turn, makes Cannibal Diner look like a student film shot on 8m.The lead actress sure spends a lot of time running through the forest and running though an abandoned warehouse. Oops that is the movie. Not to worry about dialogue, there really isn't any. The girls are hot, and I give the casting director the most credit.TGIF applies here, thank god its finished. Use chapter skip a lot, you will not miss anything. As for the jerky camera no light finale, um, been done before with a lot more style and narration.

Paul Magne Haakonsen "Cannibal Diner" starts out nicely enough, sort of a German version of "Wrong Turn", but then the movie takes a turn for the worse and it is steeply downhill from there.The story is about a girl trying to find her friend and sister as they are out camping. But something has gone wrong as the campsite is abandoned when she finally gets there. Stumbling through the woods, she comes across an old abandoned factory, which serves as the home for a group of cannibals.Right, and that was basically it. The movie started out nicely enough, but once getting to the factory, the movie just dissolved into sheer stupidity. If people had been living out there as cannibals, why would they be familiar with electronic devices? And what was up with the soot-covered faces? And the entire segment where she was running around the factory with a camera set for night-vision, that was just insulting, and it carried on forever.This movie had no scary moments, and it just become annoying towards the end. The movie is nowhere near the "Wrong Turn" movies, nor the "The Hills Have Eyes" movies, but it tries so hard to be so. I wasn't particularly impressed by this movie, and sort of sank into a boredom-induced coma towards the last third of the movie.The title of the movie doesn't really make much sense either."Cannibal Diner" gets a mere 3 out of 10 stars from me.

kosmasp Seriously! Just bad! On every level! The best thing about this, is the poster! Subsequently also the DVD cover using that poster image of course (or maybe it was the other way around). There are some beautiful women in this (and one or two of them do show some skin), but this does not elevate the viewing experience.Actually there is a scene towards the end of the movie, that is almost completely dark, which is almost kind of good. It does create some atmosphere. But too little too late! The effects are OK and maybe the only thing that might make the viewing experience not a complete disaster. It's a shame, because the filmmaker is such a nice guy. And it's good that he tries to do genre cinema in Germany ... but he has some work to do!

trashgang I was looking forward to Frank's new horror after seen the trailer last year at a horror convention finally this year at the same convention this flick was sold. It all looked promising but once this flick was over I was left with a bitter feeling.It's clear to see that Frank has watched horror since his last attempt Slasher (2007). In fact Cannibal Diner is a combination of a slasher flick with some found footage stuff combined with the night vision option on the camera. And let that last part be a bit boring. To be honest, Cannibal Diner was a bit boring. All we do see is a lot of running away from things to come. You can hear the voices of the deformed but they are a bit tame. They are a mix between Wrong Turn and Texas Chainsaw but by then it's all too late. Or main lead is in fact a voluptuous beauty but she even teases the viewer with nudity, yes, we do have a shower scene were nothing is revealed and she does strip before the night vision camera but leaves her underwear on, and to say something about mistakes, her underwear do change a lot throughout this flick even as it takes place at the same day, how does she does that wink wink, big continuity fault. Even the parts in the woods aren't suspenseful. No, Cannibal Diner isn't a feast.Gore 0/5 Nudity 0,5/5 Effects 2/5 Story 0/5 Comedy 0/5