Lovesusti The Worst Film Ever

Voxitype Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.

Bea Swanson This film is so real. It treats its characters with so much care and sensitivity.

Kien Navarro Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

mandyplog What would you do when there is no hope? Would you make the most of it and enjoy what is? Would you get depressed? This movie makes you think of how you would react if everyone disappeared except your love. If you don't like to think about this, you won't like the movie. (Reminded me of Open Water. Visually stunning, made me ask many of the same questions.)

sabinutzzu It;s not worth it.... The movie doesn't present any genial idea.

callalily-61774 Don't read if you don't want to know the ending. But don't worry, it's just as boring as the rest. Nothing really happens. Other than a couple finding out that they are the last people on earth. Seems like that revelation should pick up the pace. Nope. They fight over yogurt. Go sight seeing. Take pictures. Ride around on a cart in the grocery store. Try on clothes. Make lattes. The description of this movie made it sound like it had action - don't be fooled. They weren't fighting for survival, there was no one and nothing to fight against. Aside from boredom that is. There was no real danger, other than falling out of a shopping cart and sustaining a flesh wound because you are a giant man child. There was the notion that things could get bad, but that wasn't fleshed out, and neither were the characters. I really wasn't overly invested in them, which turns out to be a good thing because I was more annoyed than sad when the girl killed herself. Off screen, with no build up. The man then proceeds to fall all over her in the mud trying to carry her, and then after all that just leaves her behind and drives off. I hear you buddy, I don't really care about her either. Really you just bored her to death. But alas he doesn't have the nerve to off himself, though he makes two pathetic attempts. In the end he is (maybe) the last person on earth. We will never know. They found one man alive, who then died that night. So there may be more people, but why clue us in? Why bother to give this mess a plot? We also will never know what happened to all of the people on earth. And why the animals are still there. And why everything else is normal. If it was the rapture I highly doubt they would be the only ones left behind. But I guess I will just have to not wonder for the rest of my life, because this review is the extent of my caring. In the hopes of saving someone else from wasting their time as I did. It wasn't really even that artfully done, so there wasn't anything I even enjoyed to make up for all the rest. No, wait, I'll end on a good note, unlike this movie. The scenery was pretty. I think I would like to visit Iceland.

isabobella Some viewers have been generous in the description of this movie, labeling as "existentialist", "intellectual", "original/imaginative" and even a "masterpiece"... I'd say those viewers are easily amused by pretentious mediocrity labelled as "art".Bokeh drives home 3 (and only 3) concepts successfully;1. Cinematography: High praise to the Reykjavik Tourism Board and the filmmakers for capturing the most beautiful and remote locations in Iceland...Some might say that the film tries so frantically to capture them all that it comes across as a 1/5 hour advertorial... some might say.2. Highlights that in your 20's (and mainly in this day and age) you are UNFIT to choose a MATE that reflects who you are! Jenai and Riley were so ideologically and morally different, and they had such different expectations out of life that it was never going to work out in the long term, in the real world, much less likely in a post-apocalyptic wonderland.3. REALLY drives home the concept that LOVE, on it's own, is simply not enough! People need individual space to pursue their interests and technology to support (and reflect) their lifestyles. Some people more than others...I must admit some of the dialogue was so annoying and overtly pretentious that I just had to fast forward through the endless diatribes and pseudo-intellectual "banter", mainly by Jenai, who was overtly emotional and utterly insignificant and helpless... This brings me to the biggest mistake this movie made; portray the female lead as this sanctimonious, unstable, weak, emotional, boring and empty stereotype of a vessel, which I wouldn't want to associate with MUCH LESS identify with!!! REALLY Geoffrey Orthwein and Andrew Sullivan?! Is that the best female lead you can conjure up?!!!