Blucher One of the worst movies I've ever seen

Ariella Broughton It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

Jonah Abbott There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

Juana what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

capkronos Eight internet chat buddies (four guys, four girls) who haven't met in 'real life' yet, decide to finally meet face to face and plan a group vacation to the beach. Unfortunately for one of the girls, she gets slashed to death before she even has a chance to leave the bus and join the others. The seven remaining teens do make it to their large rented beach house and spend the day frolicking on the beach, snorkling, riding around on a boat, playing in the sand (instead of making sandcastles they make a huge computer... ugh) and doing other boring things no one really cares to see. After all, this is supposed to be a slasher film and this movie spends far too much time on superfluous filler scenes that have absolutely nothing to do with slashing, gore, building suspense or anything else slasher movie fans want to see. In fact, after the first kill on the bus (which is too dark to see very well, anyway) it waits well over 40 minutes to bring us another murder, and even that, some guy killed while taking a leak, is off-screen. I'd say the entire first half is completely worthless unless you want to see a bunch of stereotyped teenagers (virgin, jock, jerk, nerd, slutty girl, etc.) running around, talking, bitching, fighting, playing Truth or Dare and generally showing how shallow and uninteresting they are.At around the hour mark, the film finally remembers what it's supposed to be doing, but it's a clear case of too little, too late. There's a minor sex scene with brief T&A and a couple of bloody - though unoriginal - murders, such as a knife going through the top of a head and fingers cut off with hedge clippers. The film also tries to function as a mystery but fails to drum up too much interest. The teens assume the killer is a chatter by the name of Mr. Sandmanzz, who they thought committed suicide because some of them, aside from nice girl Nam-kyeong (Hyun-Jung Kim), were mean to and excluded him. At least those were the rumors spread amongst their little group. The fact no one has actually met one another before this vacation means it could be either an anonymous chatter has shown up to crash their party or that there's an impostor in their group posing as Mr. Sandmanzz. Not that it really matters at the end of the day, since the majority of slasher movies are brainless and exist solely to showcase gore/murder scenes and a high body count. Sadly, this Korean effort has essentially the same paper-thin set-up of hundreds of other slashers, but isn't gory enough, or sleazy enough, or creative enough, to elevate it above the norm. In fact, I'd say it's actually a little below average as far as these things go.

HumanoidOfFlesh One summer day,eight members of an internet chatters club,decide to go on a vacation,to the beach.Soon they are stalked and viciously killed by the killer called Sandmanz."Bloody Beach" is a typical teen slasher flick in the vein of the "Scream" trilogy and "I Know What You Did Last Summer".The characters are one-dimensional,the gore is silly and the suspense is almost completely absent.The acting is rather decent,unfortunately the script offers nothing new.Personally I'm really fed up with stupid teen slashers,so I watched this one with hesitation.Anyway,if you liked "Gawi" you can give this one a look.Still there are better South Korean horror films than this mediocre slasher("A Tale of Two Sisters" and "Acacia" especially come to my mind).4 out of 10.

gila_film In the spirit of the new-age slasher, this Korean flick is telling about a bunch of young internet chatter decide to make an off-line meeting in a beautiful beach. Little does they know a banned ex-member of the group, called Sandmanz, start to kill them one by one. The result is `Bloody Beach', a gore-fest.Bloody Beach a.k.a. Haebyeoneuro Gada is the Korean attempt to make a decent slasher movie. The result is seemed quite well. Although Bloody Beach comes in the post-Scream era but the director seem very influence by the 80's slasher flick. There's many reference from that era and that makes Bloody Beach as a fine combination of 90's and 80' flick. Actually, there's nothing new here and there's routine and cliché, and the plot holes is quite abundance, but since this is a splatter gem, we can't complaint. As a Korean movie, Bloody Beach also has a bit different approaching in the story line rather than the American counterpart. The dramatic tense is build well. However I must warn you, because the pace is slow-moving, especially in the first half. But after the second killing, the pace move tolerable and able to build the fright rhythms it needs. The gores are somewhat strong and still in the cheesy concept but it nicely blend and make me do not much complaint of it. If you like a slasher with different ambience, you should check this. An Asian splatter is definitely rare to find, especially the nice one.7/10

Philleh This was the first Korean movie I saw, so I guess it could be a bit biased :) A few teens who met on a chat room have decided to rent a beach house for the summer, for a summer of love, booze... and fear. As one of them is not who they say they are... who is Sandmanz? and why is he hell bent on seeing this nice people suffer? You'll have to watch it to find out :pSome really good action sequences raise this movie above the average slasher tosh that is being made at the moment, although it suffers from some rusty acting... but hey, it's a horror movie :)