Jeanskynebu the audience applauded

ThedevilChoose When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

Kien Navarro Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

Candida It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

Woodyanders Libidinous sexually frustrated jerk Nick (an amusingly smarmy portrayal by Andy McGuinness) convinces his frigid virginal girlfriend Amy (an appealing performance by the pretty Julia M. Morizawa) to go with him to the remote woodland swingers resort The Pleasure Mountain Adult Retreat. However, the place proves to be the stalking grounds of murderous psycho rapist zombie Felix Gallo (Tom Thatcher sporting funky rot-faced make-up), who starts to bump folks off left and right. Director Joseph R. Kolbeck and writer Joe Manzione use the nicely scuzzy premise as a tight and efficient means to an end to deliver the expected pleasingly seamy low-grade grindhouse goods: Abundant tasty female nudity, outrageous grotty gore (Felix cuts a guy's penis off and shoves the dismembered member down a gal's throat!), kinky sexual fetishes, and a smidgen of raunchy sex. The game cast have a ball with the sordid material: Dan Petit is a real hoot as creepy old weirdo grounds keeper Walter, the delicious Niki Notarile provides plenty of sizzle (and gets buck naked!) as the divinely naughty Girl with Pigtails, and the always delectable Tina Krause burns up the screen in the small, yet still memorable role of the foxy and voracious Alicia. Moreover, this flick neatly evokes the seamy spirit of blithely lurid 80's slice'n'dice fare. Raul Martinez's rough around the edges cinematography gives the picture an appropriately raw and grainy look. Scott Morgan's quivery synthesizer score hits the skin-crawling spot. The terse 59 minute running time ensures that this movie never becomes tedious or overstays its welcome. Good grimy fun.

dogglebe The best thing that I can say about this movie is that I saw it for free. Paying any amount would've been too much.The story is about a young woman (Amy) who returns from her father's funeral only to learn that her scumbag boyfriend, Nick, booked a weekend at an adult sex camp. Although she's a virgin, and insists on waiting until she's married to have sex, Nick assures her that wild sex in the woods would be a could way to get over her grief.Little do they know that this swingers' camp is the home to a very cliché killer who waits until after his victims have graphic sex before killing them. The death scenes aren't too gory as the camera focuses on the killer's face during all the violence.The killer, for some reason I can't remember, needs to impregnate Amy because she's pure. His idea of doing this is masturbating all over her in a graphic and bloody whack-off scene.I've seen student films that are better written, acted and directed. The people involved in this should be embarrassed.

movieman_kev Japanese-American Amy, a virgin, reluctantly agrees to go to an adult sex retreat with her horny boyfriend, Nick. Good thing she does, as there is a killer/ penis mutilator on the loose around those parts, and the only one who can stop the bloodshed is a certain frigid Japanese beauty with horrible visions and nightmares.Could the killer be the loony, overtly creepy Walter or someone else? Keep an eye out for the bizarre 'blood ejaculating' scene.No real plot line to speak of, so nothing to get in the way of the only reason for this film's existence (blood and nudity). Extremely reminiscent of an early '80's low-budget slasher film & since I have a certain fondness for those, I couldn't hate on this film too much. It is what it is I guess, nothing more, nothing less. Campy, bloody, & sometimes deviant. I've seen worse.Eye Candy: Tina Krause shows her breasts; Nikki Notarile shows ass, tits & vag; and an extra shows T&V My Grade: C-

issachar I was going to rate this movie 0/10 but after I see the poster, I give it 1/10. Trust me, the poster is the best you get from this movie. Everything is awful in this movie, the actors, the actresses, the acting, the blood, the fake penis, the tits..... really everything. And it's really hard to write 10 lines for this movie, cause simply "everything is awful" is the best description for this movie. This second you see a knife, next second you see blood. This second you see a chainsaw, next second you see blood. This second you see tits, next second you see blood. you don't really see cutting, stabbing, anything... Here comes the spoiler, the best part would be the "ghost" things jerk off on the actress and its cum with blood. LOL~~~~~~~ I have no idea how they make this a 58 minutes movie, great work. =D