gdeangel
Let's start out with the cards on the table -- don't see this movie if you aren't a soccer mom or dad. Don't see this movie if you are the parent of those 1% super human mini-athletes who run circles around their classmates... unless you've been through the sausage making machine called US youth soccer with them (or their less talented siblings). You won't relate to any of the satire, and you'll be so underwhelmed with the phoned in performances, low production value, and lack of any explanation of the central character's various arcs. Put simply, it's a sketch comedy based all around youth soccer. As a stand up routine, it would be gold. As a low budget film, it leaves a lot to be desired.Now to the good. The themes:(1) US youth sports today are ridiculous enough to drive parents insane... nearly every parent can relate to that. (2) Youth soccer in particular has become a mangled mish-mosh of divergent priorities from the various stakeholders. Could not be truer. (3) That our society is obsessed with results, even from 7 year old "athletes" who would rather be out kicking a ball against a wall than listening to a coach give them a lecture. Hey, we've all been there... soccer, little league, gymnastics, even butter sculpting (more on that later).Finally there are the particular skeletons of youth soccer laid bare: A team/B team politics. Excessive cost. Community elitism. Amateur youth coach "credentialing" and "career" making. And nepotism. You will eye roll at the mom who is ready to sleep with the coach to get her daughter playing time, but secretly thing of 3 moms who you know who you wouldn't put it past. You will shake your head when the moms gossip on the sideline about whose riding the bench or getting too much playing time, but you'll secretly call up similar late night conversations you've had with your best confidants. If you've ever coached, you'll be shouting "amen" when the internal debates about fun vs. winning as cooped by the cut-throat agenda character and the sane parent is boxed out. Buzzwords and jargon -- in 7 y.o. sports. Things that happen, but dialed up a few notches to drive hove the ridiculousness. The ending however is a weak attempt at a comedic "twist", and frankly falls flat. The only characters with any arc -- the assistant coach, who fills the sycophantic role to be scorned by the audience, and the laundry mom -- pop in and out of focus in such isolated bursts that by the time they have "evolved", the audience doesn't really think much of it. And one thing that's left out -- the violence. At one point, a parent yells from the sidelines: "Don't let her push you... push her back." Most of the flaws of soccer the film parodies are things that people do try to mitigate in the soccer world. Coaches do set up even teams, and try to set up even playing time, not to help kids psychies, but to ensure that the entire crop is tended long enough for the prize tomato to ripen. One thing that is understated, however, if the on field brutality of the game. If they had filmed realistic matches for this film, with the pushing and the elbowing and the steam rolling and the unsafe tackling... the child work standards board would have shut down the film. And it's that escalation of "aggressive play", something very foreign to most parents who grew up playing the game when it was the less violent alternative to American football, that makes this film incomplete. The more timid players become disenchanted with the game after getting mashed up by bigger, more aggressive kids far more than they do from riding the bench. Lots of girls I've coached actually like to sit on the sideline and goof around with their friends. Like waiting for your at-bat in the dugout with little league -- it's what makes the game fun for the kids who aren't hitting the home runs. However, I've seen at least one girl (we're talking about U8 - U10) in every season leave the field with a bad injury -- broken ankles, broken wrists, concussions, torn ligaments. The deficiency (and nepotency in hiring) of 14-year "older player" referees is completely missing from this film.In fairness, most of these objects of scorn and ire are universal to "communicty" competition in the US. The best way to poke fun at them is to sever them from the sport, so that the nit's and nat's of the accuracy of portraying that sport don't ruin the film. Many films have tried to satirize girls youth soccer, from Rodney Dangerfield's prescient "The Ladybugs" in 1992, to 2005's "Kicking and Screaming" which was basically a Will Farrel comedic "loser" vehicle with some kids in it. Neither of them has been able to do the sport justice, nor does Bad Parents. While I think this film is worth a few chuckles, for my money, it doesn't even come close to "Butter", which takes these elements of back-room board meetings, nepotency (and anti-nepotency), fullfillment by proxy, and lays them bare in the ridiculous sport of butter carving. That film achieves, without a bigger budget or more acting pedigree, to turn in a 100% satirical masterpiece.
mathewjfriedlander
A bit shocked to see how mercilessly other reviewers ripped on this great movie. This is not a big budget blockbuster movie by any stretch of the imagination, and if you're too sophisticated for spoof humor, Bad Parents is probably not for you. However, it holds a definite appeal to certain circles. This movie is a spoof on yuppie urban soccer mom culture and most anyone familiar with that circus will appreciate the comedic value of this obscure gem. Great script, great characters, great cast, and hats off to Caytha Jentis as a clever humorist and a brave & crafty director. She takes some bold risks in implementing some original approaches in her direction, and often to good effect. In sum, Bad Parents A very noble low-budget effort that is worth a watch.
dbnsjsmom
I'm giving this three stars because of a few decent chuckles (and because I'm too darn polite), but "Bad Parents" is sooooooooooo sloooooow. Even with so many decent comedians cast, nobody shines. I considered writing spoilers for this movie, but it was so draggy that I couldn't consistently pay attention enough to write anything worthwhile. Believe me, I wanted so badly to like this. A quarter of the way through, when it hadn't really picked up, I stuck with it against my better judgment (and an almost involuntary urge to sue Netflix for suggesting this movie.) I recently watched "Dealin' with Idiots", which has a loosely similar premise (crazy kids' sports parents), but was much funnier. I don't know, I guess I just fell for good casting, and maybe if I was that sort of parent in real life, I'd "get" this movie more. All-in-all, this movie just doesn't work.
