AnhartLinkin This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

FirstWitch A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

Derry Herrera Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

Rosie Searle It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

db-40734 This is a tax scam.It's the only logical explanation for how bad this film is. No one could be so talent-less unintentionally. This is a film that needed to lose an investor's money.Highlights include a dumpy, dolled up, potato talking about how she was too hot for playboy so they settled for Holly Madison, but in the end she knew through her 'business degree' to ask to speak to the manager, and basically harassed her way into the back realms of the online only version by claiming they were discriminating against her for not having enough Jewish girls in porn. (This isn't in the script, this person is real, and did this).No, you're right, that has f**k all to do with the title. But neither does anything else in this film - except the 'character' (?) who keeps asking people if they've heard of nudist camps like he's asking them for crack, and when one says they have he reacts like they shouldn't have, like the resorts* are an Illuminati level secret.* He objects to 'colony' and berates one his female hostages for using the term. Only lepers and ants have colonies. Not nudists, they're people. Unlike lepers.

blinx-32196 I watched this. That's about the most positive thing I can say about this. I want the last two hours of my life back. And no, it's not two hours, but I think it owes me extra time for putting me through this horrendous excuse for a film. I barely have the words to describe this fustercluck, the screenplay is bad, the acting is worse, *spoiler* you can quite clearly see him clapping his hands when he slaps that woman in the face and the timing is terrible when he's getting repeatedly slapped alternatively on both sides of his face. The cutting is terrible and moves from one thing to the next with no sense of continuity at all. Perhaps this is trying to document his decent into madness as suggested by another reviewer, but it is terribly done, watch Black swan, Birdman or Franklyn for suggestions of how to show someone slowly going crazy.This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. 0/10.

Resalat Rahman It was just a waste of my time and bandwidth. I live in a country where internet line is slow, content bandwidth is limited. I downloaded a 700 MB size version of this film which took me 4 hours, and to finish the film it just took me roughly 15 minutes, because after 10 minutes I had no other choice except to fast forward it to the end. By the name of the movie, I got interested in watching, thought it would be something like American Pie. But it was a absolute disaster. Just telling awful would be less. There is nothing to tell about this movie. It cost me almost 5 hours (thanks god I didn't watch the whole movie) and 800 MB content bandwidth which I will never get back.If you like to see bullshit, you can watch this. This review system won't let me vote under 1, so still this title is getting some marks.

deanlkaufman American Nudist is not what you will expect when you hear the term "nudist film." T. L. Young plays Taylor, a former nudist who claims he used to run a nudist club in his home town in Hawaii.Influenced by the films such as "All That Jazz," and Bob Fosse's Joe Gideon, Taylor's women are a major influence in his life, from his college sweetheart Aymi (played by Simmin Yu,) who had been his first muse, to his former flame Angela (Alicia Arden) who runs a nude bed and breakfast (wow!), to his current lover Jennifer, (Magda Marcella) the film chronicles his inner struggle as a nude photographer no longer in touch with the nudist world except through his commercial work and newscasts of naked happenings he can't be a part of.Taylor is always wearing a suit, even when he jumps into a swimming pool in a nudist resort. Fortunately, Angela has no qualms being naked, and is very clothes-free throughout most of the film.His models are gorgeous, familiar faces such as Nicole D'Angelo, Josie Goldberg and Tiffany Bowyer, yet he feels depressed, burned out and uninspired. And juggling his relationships with his work and a philosophy he feels alienated from, it's no wonder why.Case in point, he even delivers a monologue about a beautiful moment in his life, related to his nudist journey, to his cat, very likely because he can't confide that fact to a human being.The picture quality of this film is beautiful and the way it's edited immediately brought those aforementioned films to mind. Those expecting the standard nudist fare of the sixties, be warned. This is not your grandpa's nudie cutie but a very stylized, introspective chronicle of a artist's life and his work.Nicely done.