Colibel Terrible acting, screenplay and direction.

Bereamic Awesome Movie

Geraldine The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

Scarlet The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

songofkalima I had wanted to see this movie for years. A close friend of mine, who is a fellow gay man, recommended this movie to me, said it was some cheesy slasher with some hot gay porn thrown in. So that was what I was expecting.... errr... well that's not exactly what it turned out to be.First of all, this movie was made in 2004, and the video and audio quality are so awful that this movie is nearly unwatchable. Wow. And nothing really makes much sense, but I can sense the plot trying to be made, that there is a crazy dude who is wanting to take revenge on some guys. So there's weird people doing stupid things for about a full hour.After that, the crazy dude hypnotizes these twink guys into sexual activities and that was where I was expecting to see this "hot gay porn". Oh this was terrible. The crazy dude commands each guy to perform a certain act and to humiliate the other, and it just took forever. It was similar to soft-core porn, but even worse. I admit these scenes did pull a few laughs out of me. It was ridiculously stupid. All these flaccid guys in an orgy and how they are all able to have sex with each other while flaccid. It was truly pathetic.So then they kill these girls with pizza cutters and then they kill these guys and lay them all down on a sheet in a room and sprinkle cheese on top of them to make a 'human pizza' and act like they're slicing them with pizza cutters, then one guy wakes up and screams and you got the crazy guy again who is vowing to humiliate whoever.OK, I knew this was going to be bad when I first heard of it, and when I read the reviews, but I love some unique indie stuff like "L.A. Zombie" or "The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror", but no this was not even comparable. I started to say the only film bad enough to compare this to was Wally Koz's "555", but even this film makes "555" deserve an Academy Award. The fake sex was the only thing I found humorous. I will admit though, that it is a bit creepy, some of the crap that was in this movie, and the fact that anyone had anything to do with it, and that someone made it and marketed it. To do so is delusional and the subject matter of this film along with the poor attempt does make me question the director's sanity. With a budget just under $1M, it looks like it was made with just $15 dollars. I have to say that the music during the end credits was really nice, I don't know who composed and performed that song, but it was good. Or maybe I was just so glad that this hour and 48 minutes was finally over.This DVD, out of print, as of the time of this being written, is being sold by 2 sellers on amazon for the outrageously shocking prices of $595.95 and $804.73. WTF????

lemayman I like horror. So, in hopes that there is such a thing as "Gay" horror, I gave this title a chance. The overall story isn't bad. The protagonist, pizza delivery guy/janitor, has been humiliated and picked on, and seeks revenge. In a nutshell, that's the meat and potatoes of the story.He goes about it by hypnotizing his counselor into hypnotizing his tormentors. Evidently he thinks that making people strip is humiliating. So that is a plot mover that repeats itself throughout. Toward the end, he "directs" his tormentors into having a group sex scene while under his hypnotic trance. The boys go through the moves of being intimate with each other, but none are too "excited", so what is being suggested could not really have occurred.As for the filming, HORRIBLE, is one word that comes to mind. It flashes back and forth, making it a little hard to follow. It also employs the ancient horror effect of changing the polarity, making it look as though we are watching an x-ray. Also at the end, while they are "making a pizza", it was filmed in black and white in a lame attempt to add suspense, I guess....If you want to see some young naked guys pretending to make out with each other, watch this.... if you are looking for a plot, keep looking, and Good Luck.

ApolloBoy109 Ed Wood, you were a genius compared to the clueless people who put this "film" together. Filmed I'm sure in a few hours on a Saturday afternoon.In this case, the word film means crap on a stick.Forget the infantile story line, the bozo holding the camera, the lack of imagination.This "film" exists only because a few "pervs" wanted to photograph a ten minute limp-tool soft core orgy with less-than-attractive boys who have no idea they are being exploited.If you can see this movie for free, fine -- fast forward but DO NOT pay any money, not a dime. The acting made me throw up, just a little, in my mouth. The Pizza Shack Owner, a man in a wig attempting a comedic character without any understanding of what acting means. The janitor, the man in the wheel chair, the skinny, skanky boys romping around senselessly behave as though they are mentally-incomplete. It's as if they thought acting meant they were suppose to act retarded.I mean none of these people here are "real" actors. Outside of my theory I don't know why such a steaming heap of awfulness was ever filmed, or ever released.Seriously, dudes, it's not worth it, even if the words "Skanky boys", "Softcore orgy" or "pervs" arouse you -- not even for curiosity's sake should you subject yourself to such a wreck.

Legion The filming was mostly done with hand-held video cameras which leads to an expectedly low quality of cinematography, but if you are into mind control fantasies this is the film for you. The basic plot is that a pizza delivery boy/janitor is picked on by some kids at school customers, and somehow is able to mind control them. From there it breaks down into some pretty intense mind control that gets into some graphic simulated gay sex with frontal nudity.The audio quality of the film varies throughout with the music sometimes overpowering the dialogue, and at other times the dialogue being basically inaudible without turning up the volume.If you aren't into gay mind control fantasies, you won't enjoy this movie or find it interesting at all. The closest other films to this would be The Brotherhood series directed by David DeCoteau.