Rijndri
Load of rubbish!!
Phonearl
Good start, but then it gets ruined
CrawlerChunky
In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.
Keeley Coleman
The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;
aubreannashaw
Graphics are pretty bad!!! If it wasn't for Karrueche I wouldn't have finished the movie. I DID NOT LIKE IT AT ALL!!! I am a little embarrassed for her honestly. I love her as a person but she just cannot act. Seriously. This is not a movie I would recommend to ANYONE. Not only is Karrueches acting very fake so are the other unprofessional actors. This is one of those movies you kinda just wonder how they were funded for this. & if they even made money off of this. Karrueche definitely Needs some more acting skills. You need to go to sleep? This is just the prefect sale. I believe It could have been down a lot more my prices.
subxerogravity
3-Headed Shark Attack is just one in what is becoming a really long list of disaster movies that exploit cheap CGI effects in order to give us a giant freak of nature destroying the seas.But I did get some enjoyment out of it. I watched it out of pure curiosity over Karrueche Tran, who I know nothing about except for who she use to date. Not the best actress in the world, that's a given, but easy on the eyes, and delvers her lines like someone who gets it.Same thing with Danny Trejo, who I hope got a nice big paycheck for being himself in this movie. He even takes a machete to the shark. Seeing Trejo be bad ass in a movie is always worth seeing. My favorite moments came with Rob Van Dam who was the third name on the poster. I don't know if it's his first movie, but he did some bad acting, but like the others you can see he was having some fun with it.Plus, there was some nudity, and people got slaughtered quite horrifically, so you have that.It's a fun film to watch if you run into it.
Leofwine_draca
3 HEADED SHARK ATTACK is unsurprisingly a follow-up to 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK. It's another monster flick from The Asylum, in which an unlikely creation goes after a group of partygoers and various assorted individuals off the coast of Florida.You know the score by now if you're familiar with The Asylum's work: this is a so-bad-it's-good piece of film-making cheese, loaded with unashamed dodgy special effects, lashings of bloodshed, and almost constant eye candy. The scenarios and situations are ripped off from various movies, including PIRANHA 3D, but nonetheless I found myself enjoying it. The film provides a near-constant stream of shark attack scenes with plenty of goofy acting to applaud.This is a step up from the previous movie and one of the most fun films from The Asylum that I've yet watched. They even have Danny Trejo making an extended cameo in a spin on his character from MACHETE. Really, though, it's all about the likes of Dawn Hamil and Brianna Ferris parading around in their form-fitting bikinis to titillate male viewers, and some better than average CGI effects used to animate the three-headed shark. Normal cinema-goers will hate this film, but B-movie fans should get a kick or two (or three!) out of it.
Michael_Elliott
3 Headed Shark Attack (2015) ** (out of 4) A group of scientist come under attack by a mutated three-headed shark and soon the creature is attacking anyone that it can. Soon the group realizes that the sharks are going after pollution, which leads to a cute political message about keeping the world clean.2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK was a decent monster flick and you know what they say, three heads are better than two. Well, at least this film proves that. Much like the first film, you'd be downright insane if you went into a picture like this expecting any kind of art. Just so you know, there are countless logical issues with the story but if you're willing to watch a movie called 3 HEADED SHARK ATTACK then can you really question logic? Again, if you're a fan of this type of film then you already know what to expect. A movie like this just needs to be entertaining in a so bad it's good kind of way and I think this film succeeds at that. There are all sorts of bloody attack sequences, which are pretty much and I must admit that the actual look of the shark is quite good. The CGI effects are obviously very cheap but at the same time they at least look better than the majority of the films like this. The performances are decent for what they are and it's Danny Trejo who does the celebrity small part.3 HEADED SHARK ATTACK is exactly what it sounds like and for the most part it's cheap entertainment.