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Undescribable Perfection
UnowPriceless
hyped garbage
Moustroll
Good movie but grossly overrated
Kayden
This is a dark and sometimes deeply uncomfortable drama
Michael_Elliott
1313: Bigfoot Island (2012)BOMB (out of 4) Beyond awful film from David DeCoteau has a bunch of topless guys walking around and there's also an incredibly awful looking bigfoot costume.Sorry if that's not enough of a plot description but that's pretty much all you need to know. This film is aimed at the gay community so that will explain why there are so many male models walking around without their shirts on. I don't mind that because, well, most horror films have topless women walking around so why not make things even? What I hated about this film as well as others like it is the fact that there's nothing going on.I love bad movies and low-budget movies but I almost struggle to call this thing a movie because you've basically got no plot and a camera capturing people walking around. I mean, who on Earth is this movie aimed at? Who is going to like watching this? As I said, I understand that the horror films of the 80s and beyond featured naked women but at the same time we were also given some sort of story. There's nothing like that here.
revelock
Wow Wow Wow this may be the worst movie I have ever scene it's all just shirtless men wondering around for way too long and sometimes the worst looking Bigfoot imaginable appears and kills him, every male character is shirtless for no reason and when they get killed the Bigfoot doesn't even seem to be in the same area as them the director was that lazy. About the plot it is almost non existent, it's hardly explained at all. THE BIGFOOT costume oh my I could have bought that on eBay for twenty dollars when it runs you can see it is obviously just a guy in some cheap suit. Every walking scene and every scene in general goes on too long, a walking scene in the beginning lasted at least ten whole minutes and a shower scene lasted at least four, Never watch this movie or you may die of boredom.
bobbyfar74
oh my god where do I start..do I really need to see a movie with every guy in it walking around without his shirt on...horrific acting,and it seems like every scene was of a shirtless guy walking thru a trail then getting sliced buy an obvious man in a $3 dollar gorilla suit....holy heck that's 76 minutes of my life I'm not going to get back..i rather put my hand in a deep fryer then to watch this mess..i think I would have a better time...if I could give it minus 20 stars I would..the only redeeming value was the lush scenery which was pretty nice...but other then that you are better off watching a 3 hour insurance seminar.the director was somehow obsessed with showing the same trees over and over.it was pure torture to watch.the first fifteen minutes there was nothing said.just some guy walking around with his shirt off.
rmarsh225
First thing is there is are some great scenic shots and locations, OK that is over. This movie has ridiculously extended walking, hiking and jogging scenes with youthful men and boys with their shirts off. One particular scene has a pale youth showering with the the cameraman scanning pelvic to head for two minutes. There was really no decent plot and the acting was horrible. "The Monster" I think they went down the party shop and rented the cheesiest gorilla monster costume they could find or just got stuck with whatever they had. To try and make up for the costume you got to see a lot of sun shots and effects to kill the HD quality. At one point you could even see the man through the eye holes. OMG I watched the hole thing thinking something might be decent, it was not. This was just short of soft Gay porn.